Weather Report Jokes
30 weather report jokes and hilarious weather report puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about weather report that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Weather Report Short Jokes
Short weather report jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The weather report humour may include short weather forecast jokes also.
- I've just been sacked as the weatherman at the local radio station Apparently I was too 'cheerful' when giving out the really bad weather reports!!!
That's it!! No more mist and ice guy. - Do you know what happened to the man who reported on dangerous weather, but his reports started to tell people to farm? His warnings went amish.
- What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear.
^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys. - Google Weather reported today is a cloudy day. But it is a clear sunny day. Something must have happened to Google clouds.
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Weather Report One Liners
Which weather report one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with weather report? I can suggest the ones about weather prediction and weather.
- My wife filed for divorce because I am a weather reporter. That was not what I predicted
- Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report
- What was the name of the Native American weather reporter? Apache Cloud.
- Weather report calls for partially sunny I wonder if that's due to clouds or the moon.
- What do you call a weather report about thunderstorms? Current events
- Weather reports are like girls Never accurate
- I used to date a girl that reported the weather. We had a very stormy relationship.
- You know the weather report in Mexico ? Chili Today, Hot tamale ?
- Lies, d**... lies, statistics benchmarks and weather report.
- What is the weather report for h**...'s birthday? Cloudy with a chance of heil.
Weather Report Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about weather report you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean predict weather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make weather report pranks.
On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.
On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.
A guy from Moscow says to his wife:
Guy:- They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth.
He calls his cousin and asks,
Guy:- What's the weather like where you are?
Cousin:- It's around -20C I would say.
Guy:- I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C.
Cousin:- Oh, well it might be outside.
A weather report for you
I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.
A guy from Moscow says to his wife, "They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth."
He calls the guy and asks, "What's the weather like where you are?"
"It's around -20C I would say."
"I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C."
"Oh, well it might be outside."
So, Julius Ceaser was afraid of storms but one night he had to go out.
A big storm was brewing, he ordered one of his minders to go out and report the weather to him. Upon his return he was asked " so was it raining?" To which his minder reported " all hail Ceaser"!!
Bad weather..
I just received this report from a friend in the USA regarding the bad weather there at the moment. He lives in Boston and for the last 2 days they've had non stop snow temperatures of -16 degrees and gale force winds of up to 60mph. They are totally isolated and his mother-in-law hasn't done anything else other than looking through the kitchen window. He was saying that if it carries on like that he will have no alternative but to let her in.
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TL;DR (upon advice):
The weather here is terrible. My MIL hasn't done anything else other than staring through the kitchen window. I might have to let her in.
Weather Report...
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!