The Best 26 Weather Forecast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weather Forecast jokes. There are some weather forecast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weather forecast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weather Forecast Jokes and Puns

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.

A guy from Moscow says to his wife:
Guy:- They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth.

He calls his cousin and asks,
Guy:- What's the weather like where you are?

Cousin:- It's around -20C I would say.

Guy:- I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C.

Cousin:- Oh, well it might be outside.

I won gold at a weather forecasting event yesterday,

I beat the raining champion.

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?

...They're calling for a Lil Wayne

Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast?

Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.

On a weather forecast in Russia reporter said it was -50C in Yakutsk.

A guy from Moscow says to his wife, "They are overreacting, I'll call my cousin who lives there, and he'll tell me the truth."

He calls the guy and asks, "What's the weather like where you are?"

"It's around -20C I would say."

"I knew the news were lying, they said it was -50C."

"Oh, well it might be outside."


As a child I was absolutely terrified of weather forecasters

..until I realised they weren't to scale.

Why are most weather forecasters men?

Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches.

Snow in the forecast...

...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance, with a face like that!"

Meaty Urologist joke

By the way, why are all the weather forecasts on television given by meaty urologists?

A guy was watching TV in Moscow, and the weather forecaster says that it's -35C (-31F) in Irkutsk, Siberia.

The guy is impressed, and he remembers that he had a classmate who moved to Irkutsk. So he finds his number and calls him. "Hey, how are you doing? I heard you have really terrible temperature in Irkutsk, right?" "No, why, we have, like, -5C (23F) here", replies his friend. "Oh, and the weather forecaster says that you have -35!" "Ah, it's probably outside", friend replies.

Two English Muslims go on holiday in Spain...

Two English Muslims go on a long holiday in Spain, and they're having a wonderful time until one day the weather turns and it rains for three days straight. On the fourth day, one of them looks out of the window in the morning.

"Ahmed, I think we can visit some of the local buildings today. We should bring an umbrella though."

"Ah, but Hissam, how is the weather looking on the forecast? Is it Sunni, or is it Shi'ite?"

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I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...

"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."

Russian man is watching weather forecast on TV and they say that it's -50°C in Siberia today...

In disbelief he calls his Siberian friend:

\- Hey, I've heard is super cold in Siberia these days?

\- Nah, it's nothing special, about -25°.

\- Yeah? On TV they've said it's -50° C!

\- Ah, this must be outside.

The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog.

I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

Have you heard that the weather forecast in Alabama now favors Roy Moore?

It's expected to dip into the teens

What's the hottest and coolest news program?

The weather forecast

This weather forecast extinguished my hope for a good day. They predicted 20% showers...

and 80% bathtubs.

Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster

[Hitler] what's the weather looking like today?

[Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!


Weather forecast for today: Partly sunny...

... partly moony.

Thanks mom for the corny joke to share on the internet.

The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany.

There's a high chance of heil.

I think my wife is a weather forecaster...

A guy called up asking if the coast was clear.

Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization

It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.

Tonight's weather forecast will be...

...cloudy with a chance of killer clowns.

Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.

Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weather forecast jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weather forecast piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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