The Best 15 Weasley Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weasley jokes. There are some weasley snape jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weasley voldemort puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weasley Jokes and Puns

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex?


Weasley joke, How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex?

What's born with 8 legs, walks on 4 at 2 years old and then only 2 at 20 years old?

George Weasley

What does Ron Weasley become when he uses Hermione's time turner to travel into the past and then the future?

Earlier Ron and then later Ron.

Ron Weasley lives a happy life and dies. But what does he reincarnate as?

A neuron

What did Fred Weasley wear?

Forever 21

Weasley joke, What did Fred Weasley wear?

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Harry and Ron are given a group assignment with little time to do it

Harry turns to Ron and says:

- Ron, we need to use our time weasley.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stote?

Weasels are Weasley identified where as stotes are stotely different.

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If Ron from Harry Potter exploded you could say...

Pop goes the Weasley

Why can't any of the Weasleys make a horcrux?

Because gingers don't have souls to split

How does one describe Ron Weasley when Harry's name came out of the Goblet of Fire?

Mad eyed and moody

Why did Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have to stop driving Mr. Weasley's magic car?

They didn't have a spare.

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