The Best 7 Weasels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weasels jokes. There are some weasels cats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weasels carnivores puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weasels Jokes and Puns

An underage weasel walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."

The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"

The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

Cigarettes are just like weasels...

Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.

A weasel walks into a bar

The bartender goes, "You dont see many weasels in this bar"
The weasal says, "Yeah, I guess you dont.."
The bartender says, "Well Mr. Weasel- what will it be?"
"Pop" goes the weasal.

My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines.

He is now the lessor of two weasels.

What is a weasels favourite drink?


Yes, It's true eagles can soar...

...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stote?

Weasels are Weasley identified where as stotes are stotely different.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the weasels ferret jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working weasels soar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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