Weasel Jokes
38 weasel jokes and hilarious weasel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about weasel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Weasel Short Jokes
Short weasel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The weasel humour may include short porpoise jokes also.
- A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
- A weasel walks into a bar The bartender exclaims Well I'll be! We've never have a weasel in here before. Whatever you'd like, you may have. What'll it be?
pop, goes the weasel. - A Weasel Walks into a Bar The bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by! What can I get you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel. - Cigarettes are just like weasels... Both are completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
- A fox, a wolf and a weasel all go to a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink.
"Water" says the Fox,
"Coffee" growls the wolf,
And "Pop!" Goes the Weasel! - A weasel walks into a bar... The bartender says: "Wow! In all my years of tending bar, I have never served a weasel before! What can I get you?
"Pop," goes the weasel. - A weasel walks into a bar The bartender says We don't see too many of your kind in here. What'll you have?
Pop. Goes the weasel. - A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, Wow, I've never seen a weasel before! What can I get you?
Pop, goes the weasel. - A weasel walks into a bar The bartender says wow! In all my years bartending I've never had a weasel stop by! What can I get you?
Pop goes the weasel. - What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One's weasily identifiable, the other one's stoatally different.
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Weasel One Liners
Which weasel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with weasel? I can suggest the ones about wasp and beaver.
- My friend offered to let me rent 2 of his ermines. He is now the lessor of two weasels.
- What is a weasels favourite drink? Pop!
- What do you call a weasel made out of gasoline? A diesel.
- A weasel walks into a bar. The bartendet says, "welcome Lyin' Ted!"
- My car runs on ferrets It broke down after I accidentally filled it with weasel.
- A concerned mother censors the 99 bottle of beers song Pop goes the weasel!
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get s**... into jet engines.
Hilarious Weasel Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about weasel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make weasel pranks.
An underage weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. I can't serve underage weasels."
The weasel says, "That's fine. I don't need something alcoholic. What else do you have?"
The bartender says "Oh, we have lots! We have water, pop, tea, coffee, smoothies. What would you like?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar...
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender is stunned.
Wow I've never seen a weasel in my bar before! exclaims the bartender. What kind of alcohol would you like?
The weasel looks over the menu and shakes his head.
The bartender says, Okay no booze. Is there anything I can get for you? It's on the house!
Pop. goes the weasel.
A monkey and a weasel go to a bar in California
The monkey sits down at the bar and orders a beer. He gestures at the weasel and says, "he's driving though, so no beer for him." The bartender turns to the weasel and says, "alright, what'll you have?"
"Soda," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar...
A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender looks up and says, "Wow! In all my years as a bartender i have never had a weasel stop by! What can i get ya?".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar...
...and asks for a bottle of water.
The clerk at the counter says, "We don't have water. Would you like anything else?"
The weasel looks around, and spots the nearest case of drinks.
"I'll have a pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar
Bartender says what'll ya have ?
Pop goes the weasel
I will see myself out…
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender goes, "You dont see many weasels in this bar"
The weasal says, "Yeah, I guess you dont.."
The bartender says, "Well Mr. Weasel- what will it be?"
"Pop" goes the weasal.
A weasel walks into a bar
And asks for a beer.
The bartender says "we can't serve alcohol to you."
"I'll just take a pop" goes the weasel.
What's the difference between weasel and a stoat?
A weasel is weaselly recognised but a stoat is stoatally different.
Coming to a mulberry bush near you..
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "what'll you have"?
"Pop" goes the weasel.
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
One's weasely recognised the other stoatally different
A weasel walks into a bar
The bartender asks "What can I get you".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel went down to the local pub.
The bartender took one look at him and says, You are under-aged. I can't serve you beer. The weasel asks, What can I have? The bartender replies, I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop. Pop! goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What would you like to drink?"
"Pop!" Goes the weasel.
So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel
It was humongoose.
A weasel walks into a bar..
Bartender says "I have NEVER seen a weasel in here before! So, what'll it be?"
"Pop" goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar
- Good evening! Would you like water, pop or an alcoholic beverage? - Asks the bartender.
-Pop! Goes the weasel
What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?
A weasel's weasily recognized and a stoat is stoataly different
How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
A weasel is weasily identified, a stoat is stotally different.
A weasel walks into a gas station with a ski mask and a gun, demanding that the cashier puts everything in a bag for him. The cashier says wow! A weasel!! I've never seen one in real life before!
*pop goes the weasel
