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  1. In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
  2. How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask? Ask them who won the election.
  3. What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear masks
  4. Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
  5. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
    She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
  6. COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
  7. Coughy Filter Joke The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.
    Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
    She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.
  8. PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask. CDC studies have shown they provide no defense
  9. WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
  10. I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask. She said, "this is a coughy filter"

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Wearing Mask One Liners

Which wearing mask one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wearing mask? I can suggest the ones about masks and covid masks.

  1. Your mom is so ugly... That the world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask
  2. There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
  3. Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas? They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
  4. Your mama is so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
  5. What do masks and condoms have in common? It's safe to come inside if you're wearing one
  6. What do you call a moose wearing a mask? Anonymoose
  7. Did you hear they're cancelling Halloween this year? Because nobody would wear a mask.
  8. Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!
  9. People not wanting to wearing masks is natural. Natural selection.
  10. Having a big nose is not an excuse for not wearing a mask. I still wear an underwear.
  11. A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask I wear pants you know...
  12. People who don't wear a mask Make me sick .
  13. Raccoons are the animal of 2020 They always wash their hands and wear a mask
  14. Why are Karen's so bad robbers? Because they don't wear a mask
  15. Having to wear a mask at school removes all the fun. You never know who you're shooting.

Wearing Mask Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about wearing mask you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean face mask jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wearing mask pranks.

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

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A mugger

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of...

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs
"give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this, I am a United States congressman!"
In that case," replied the mugger,


"give me my money."

My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle.

He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.

Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this — I'm a US Congressman!"

"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask !!!

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this – I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!

My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.

The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."

Meanwhile at the s**... Donor Bank

A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the s**... bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples. The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are s**... samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse s**... it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard is it ?."

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.

But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"

The mugger

One night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this- I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Confucius say, he who wear mask alone in car

also wear c**... alone in bed.

I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise.

It's a bit of a running gag.

You may be entitled to...

Has Covid19 forced you to wear glasses & a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation!

Has COVID-19 caused you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

Your momma so ugly

Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.

I wear a mask. Not because I want to, but because it is considerate of others and helps stop the spread of particulates.

I also wear underwear. Not because I want to, but...

Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

Thou shalt wear a mask

Hygenesis 20:20

People need to calm down about Walmart making wearing a mask mandatory.

You can still wear your pajamas.

I finally figured why Trump decided to wear a mask!!

Some one told him it was made from Ivanka's underwear.

I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask

I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a b**... and she's fine

I no longer need to wear a mask

Now that I have my COVID 19 positive shirt people juts avoid being near me

While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.

It's my secret 'stache.

Having a big nose isn't a good enough excuse to not wear a mask.

Take me for example. I still wear underwear.

My wife keeps asking me how her clothes look. Today she asked me if she should wear a mask.

As usual I said, "Yeah, it makes you look better." Apparently, this time it wasn't the correct answer.

Never in my wildest dreams I thought that

I would wear a mask to bank and ask for money

A group of anti-maskers looked at me disgustingly

I don't know if it was because I was wearing a mask or nothing but a mask.

Times sure have changed. Back in my day...

It was a crime to walk into a bank, wearing a mask, and ask for money.

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how s**... the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.

If Covid 19 has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glasses,

You may be entitled to condensation.

It's finally October, and you know what that means!

Americans might actually start wearing masks.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?

Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!

If president Trump actually dies from covid you won't see me smiling

Because I will be wearing a mask

What's the difference between a Trump rally and a k**... rally?

A k**... rally encourages to wear masks.

I was told that wearing a mask and gloves would be enough during the corona virus pandemic

but when I got to the store I was told that pants and a shirt were also required

The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world

Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks.

Someone tried to tell me a joke about Covid earlier...

...but they were wearing a mask so I didn't catch it.

Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks

Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all

I went into a Starbucks earlier and asked the barista why they were wearing a surgical mask.

They replied: "I'm not, it's a coughy filter"

A man is shopping without a mask on....

Man: *looks at store items without wearing a mask*
Shop Keeper: Hey sir, you can't shop hear without a mask on.
Man: Nah I have a Medical condition that makes it hard for me to breathe.
Shop Keeper: Oh, what condition?
Man: Covid-19

Masks are like bra.

If the strap slipped and it is not at place, people keep pointing out
and if you entirely forgot to wear one in public, people go on staring like h**....

A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench.

A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The c**... looks at the mask, and says they won't wear you either, huh?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

If you see somebody wearing a mask pulled down below their nose, don't worry...

Those people are all mouth-breathers anyway

The CDC is now recommending wearing TWO masks as a way to get a better seal around your nose and mouth.

It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)

Three women are changing at the gym when a man wearing nothing but a ski mask enters the changeroom and starts dancing in front of the women.

The first woman looks at the man and says, "I don't know who this guy is, but he isn't my husband!"
The second woman takes a closer look at the man. Then she turns to the first woman and says, "You are right. He isn't your husband."
The third woman takes an even closer look and says, "He's not even a member of this gym."

Police arrested a time traveler from 2018

He still can't believe that he was arrested for **not** wearing a mask in a bank.

Did you hear that the CDC issues new guidelines today?

They said if your head is far enough up your a**..., there's no need to wear a mask.

Wearing your mask pulled down beneath your nose actually HELPS other people...

...estimate your IQ.

I have 100% solid proof that masks don't work!

My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!

Do we even need Halloween anymore?

I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 14 months...

I have 100% legit proof that masks don't do s**...!

My wife went on a trip to her sister's.
On the plane they made her wear a mask.
Didn't do s**... - she got chlamydia anyway!

I knew it! Masks don't do s**..., and here's the proof:

Two weeks ago, my wife went on a business trip, and she had to wear a mask the whole time - and now she has chlamydia!