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  1. So, this dugong was all up in my face today askin what kinda shirt I was wearin. I said, "Manatee."

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Im wearing my grandfathers watch

A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say "nine"... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are.

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

Wearing Your Wedding!

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

If you're wearing a cowboy outfit...

Does that mean you're ranch dressing?

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

It was only when I was wearing all sixteen watches that I bought

that I realised I have far too much time on my hands.

Wearing White ...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

A Scottish guy announced to his mate that he was getting married...

I'll write this down phonetically, so use your best Scottish accent:
"Ahm gettin married next week."
"Are ye wearin a kilt?"
"Aye, ahm weerin a kilt."
"Wha's the tartin?"
"She's in a w**... dress."

Why was everyone wearing pants in the water?

It was the jean pool

What are you wearing for St. Patrick's Day?

An Erin Go Bra.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite...

...I only look at the covered parts.

What are you wearing under there?

Under where?

Wearing a helmet while riding a motorbike is wise..

But having a transparent panel on it?? Now, that's visor..

Why do elephants paint their toenails red.

A: To hide in the cherry trees!
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!
(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)

I am wearing a belt made of watches.

It is a waist of time.

I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help

But I stand corrected

What does wearing a mask and a c**... have in common?

It always feels better not wearing one!

Now that I'm wearing a face mask all day, half my face is constantly hot.

Not too bad being a 5/10

My Gf tried wearing tight jeans once.

She just couldn't pull it off

Doesn't wearing a mask make you more likely to get the virus?

After all, your face is covid.

When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body.

Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.

Wearing a mask below your nose...

is like wearing a c**... with the tip cut off.

Wearing a seat belt

Men: /
Women: %

if someone is wearing a gap shirt ..

point to their shirt and say there's a hole in ur shirt! when they look down, say never mind it's just a gap

Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,

but suddenly I'm the w**... for adding tights and a cape.

Wearing a second hand hairpiece may seem kind of g**...

but its a small price toupee

If you see somebody wearing a mask pulled down below their nose, don't worry...

Those people are all mouth-breathers anyway

Do you know why you should be wearing white on a f**...?

\#ffffff

When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body

Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.

She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess

So I asked her ... Implants?

Wearing your mask pulled down beneath your nose actually HELPS other people...

...estimate your IQ.

You know, I've been wearing glasses for so long…

It's hard to see myself without them

I'm not wearing underwear.

It's a brief announcement.

I'm not wearing glasses anymore.

I've seen enough already.

I saw someone wearing sunglasses indoors today and asked him why he does it.

He gave a good explanation but I felt his viewpoint was too polarized for me.

Have you been wearing your glasses while wearing a facemask?

If so, you might be entitled to condensation.

What do you call someone wearing a mismatched pair of socks?

A heterosoxual.

Wearin joke, What do you call someone wearing a mismatched pair of socks?

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