The Best 48 Wearin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wearin jokes. There are some wearin avast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wearin arrgh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wearin Jokes and Puns

Why does wearing a redhead's pair of shoes hurt?

Because the have no soles

Wearing sunglasses makes you look

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Im wearing my grandfathers watch

A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say "nine"... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are.

Wearin joke, Im wearing my grandfathers watch

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body

When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their are so polite they only look at the covered parts

Wearing my bra really helps me focus on exams

I love academic support.

Wearing Your Wedding!

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

If you're wearing a cowboy outfit...

Does that mean you're ranch dressing?

Wearin joke, If you're wearing a cowboy outfit...

Im wearing my camouflaged underwear.

They'll never see me cuming

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

It was only when I was wearing all sixteen watches that I bought

that I realised I have far too much time on my hands.

Wearing White ...

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

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A Scottish guy announced to his mate that he was getting married...

I'll write this down phonetically, so use your best Scottish accent:

"Ahm gettin married next week."

"Are ye wearin a kilt?"

"Aye, ahm weerin a kilt."

"Wha's the tartin?"

"She's in a whit dress."

Wearing socks with sandals or flip-flops

Doing this is like a man getting a blow job from another man: It may feel good, but look down and you realize just how gay it is.

Why is everyone wearing santa hats right now,

It isn't even Halloween.

What do you have when you're wearing three watches?

Too much time on your hands.

Wearing glasses has changed how I view the world

It's like I see everything through a fresh lens.

Wearin joke, Wearing glasses has changed how I view the world

Why was everyone wearing pants in the water?

It was the jean pool

Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a dude

They both feel great until you look down.

What are you wearing for St. Patrick's Day?

An Erin Go Bra.

Wearing crocs is pretty similar to being blown by a dude.

Feels pretty nice, then you look down and realize how gay it is.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite...

...I only look at the covered parts.

What are you wearing under there?

Under where?

Wearing a helmet while riding a motorbike is wise..

But having a transparent panel on it?? Now, that's visor..

Wearing a watch is fashionable, but not wearing a watch is timeless.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red.

A: To hide in the cherry trees!

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?? Then I guess it works!

(As told by my mid-70s, overall wearin, Southern Comfort drinkin neighbor.)

I was wearing at shirt of a priest holding a shotgun. A man came up to me, pointed to the shirt and said, "That's no joke."

It is now.

I'm wearing the scariest costume of 2018...

...A straight white male

How can you tell if someone's wearing pantyhose?

Their ankles swell when they fart.

Wearing crocs is like being sucked off by a man

Feels great until you look down and realise you're gay

I am wearing a belt made of watches.

It is a waist of time.

I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help

But I stand corrected

What does wearing a mask and a condom have in common?

It always feels better not wearing one!

Now that I'm wearing a face mask all day, half my face is constantly hot.

Not too bad being a 5/10

My Gf tried wearing tight jeans once.

She just couldn't pull it off

Doesn't wearing a mask make you more likely to get the virus?

After all, your face is covid.

When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body.

Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.

Wearing a mask below your nose...

is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off.

Wearing a seat belt

Men: /

Women: %

if someone is wearing a gap shirt ..

point to their shirt and say there's a hole in ur shirt! when they look down, say never mind it's just a gap

Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,

but suddenly I'm the weirdo for adding tights and a cape.

Wearing a second hand hairpiece may seem kind of gross

but its a small price toupee

If you see somebody wearing a mask pulled down below their nose, don't worry...

Those people are all mouth-breathers anyway

Do you know why you should be wearing white on a funeral?


When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body

Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.

She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess

So I asked her ... Implants?

Wearing your mask pulled down beneath your nose actually HELPS other people...

...estimate your IQ.

You know, I've been wearing glasses for so long…

It's hard to see myself without them

I'm not wearing underwear.

It's a brief announcement.

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