Wear Protective Jokes
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- Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't wear shoe to protect his feet from the ground...
He wears them to protect the ground from his feet - Sean Connery: A Man Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice*
What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection. - Steve Irwin died because he wasn't wearing sunscreen. If he had, it would've protected him from harmful rays.
- If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive Sunscreen protects against harmful rays
- What do French barbarians wear to protect their eyes? Gaul-gles.
(Courtesy of my eight year old.) - Did you know that the U.S. Constitution protects the right to wear a short-sleeved shirt? It says "the right to bare arms shall not be infringed."
(credit to my dad for this one) - I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn't have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses. Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.
- There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection.
- TIL Steve Irwin would have lived if he were wearing sunscreen. It protects from harmful rays.
- My girlfriend asked me one night if I had protection I told her of course and proceeded to unbutton my shirt. She asked, Why are you wearing a bullet proof vest?
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- Why did the bee wear a helmet on the first day of spring? To protect its buzz-y head!
- Why do the FBI always wear sunglasses? To protect their FB-eyes
- LPT: Always wear hearing protection when you go to concerts This is sound advice.
- TIL there more slugs in the world than snails because slugs... ...don't wear protection.
- If you don't wear ear protection, do you run the risk of getting Hearing AIDS?
- I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell.
- How does the planet Earth protect itself when it plays sports? It wears its World Cup.
- Why do Kenyans wear shoes? To protect the ground from the pounding.
- A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
- Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
- What does Mike Tyson wear to protect himself against R.Kelly? A pith helmet.
- Why do pirates wear googles? For aye protection.
- "Always wear protection to prevent receiving STD's" Jokes on them! I already got 'em!
- Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays
- My s**... Ed teacher said to wear protection while having s**... I made sure I wore a helmet.
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The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food.
Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?
The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food.
Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?
Chuck Norris does not wear a c**....
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
h**... and the Jew
My grandfather gave me this book when I was younger, It is called The Book of Jewish Humor (or something similar). Here is one of my favorite jokes:
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During WW2, in Germany, a Jewish man was walking down the street. As ordered by the n**...'s, he was forced to wear a star on his lapel, to signify that he was a Jew.
Meanwhile, h**... had recently bought a new Mercedes, and was cruising around in his sleek new car. As he went down the street he decided to put his new car through its paces, and pushed the pedal to the floor. He was going faster than any other car on the road, and his protection detail had given up trying to follow him. All of a sudden, his car hit a puddle, and h**... lost control. As he careened off the road, he narrowly missed hitting the Jewish man, and instead ran into a building.
The Jewish man, seeing the car c**... ran to the scene, and quickly freed h**..., who had been trapped under his car. The instant he saw who it was, he gasped, and took a step back.
h**..., seeing the man who rescued him quickly went over and said
"Thank you so much for saving my life! I don't care if you are a Jew, you have rescued me and can have anything that you want, just name it!"
The man thought for a little while, and after a long pause said "Please, don't tell anyone..."
Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen
It protects against harmful rays
Former President George W. Bush was giving his speech when suddenly...
... an anti-Bush campaign leader ran to the platform and said "I hate you! I hate America because of you!". Before security had any time to respond, the guy pulled out a syringe and stabbed Pres. Bush on the arm and said "Ha! That was my blood inside the syringe! And I have AIDS! Goodbye, Bush!"
After the commotion, Pres. Bush was surprisingly calm. The media asked him "So, are you ok? You have AIDS now! What are you gonna do?"
Pres. Bush replied "Ow, don't worry about that. I have protection - I'm was wearing a c**... when he stabbed me."
Why did the s**... bomber wear earplugs?
To protect his hearing when the bomb went off.
The best way to protect yourself from grizzly bears is to wear bells and carry pepper spray
Next you need to be able to identify their f**..., it has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
Condoms are supposed to provide protection
But my friend was wearing one and he suffocated.
Condoms don't really guarantee full protection during s**....
A friend was wearing one and he got shot by the girl's boyfriend.
Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection
I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block
Fellas if you're gonna r**... someone
Wear protection, having a child unprepared could ruin your life
Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...
Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.
A man heard a knock at the door so he went to go answer.
When he saw a hooded figure with a scythe on his doorstep, he screamed.
The figure took off his hood apologizing. "I'm a priest, I have come to bless you to protect you from COVID-19! I just have to wear this because of quarantine, I'm not supposed to leave my house. This way no one comes to stop me."
The man was surprised, but let the priest into his house regardless. I mean how often do you find a blessing in disguise?
My friend works for the telephone company, repairing fiber optic cables. I've told him he should wear eye protection when working on lit cables, because the laser energy can cause permanent eye injury.
He said he would look into it.
Everyone is posting photos of people from the 1910's wearing masks to protect themselves from the Spanish flu to try and convince people to wear masks now...
Idiots. If masks work, then why are all those people in the pictures dead?