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- In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
- How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask? Ask them who won the election.
- What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear masks
- Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
- Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter." - COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
- PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask. CDC studies have shown they provide no defense
- WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
- I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask. She said, "this is a coughy filter"
- I have 100% solid proof that masks don't work! My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!
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Which wear mask one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wear mask? I can suggest the ones about covid masks and mask halloween.
- There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
- Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas? They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
- What do masks and condoms have in common? It's safe to come inside if you're wearing one
- Did you hear they're cancelling Halloween this year? Because nobody would wear a mask.
- Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!
- People not wanting to wearing masks is natural. Natural selection.
- A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask I wear pants you know...
- Raccoons are the animal of 2020 They always wash their hands and wear a mask
- Having to wear a mask at school removes all the fun. You never know who you're shooting.
- Thou shalt wear a mask Hygenesis 20:20
- Never in my wildest dreams I thought that I would wear a mask to bank and ask for money
- What do you call a martini wearing a mask? A Quarentini
- Say what you will about bank robbers... At least they wear masks
- What do you call it when you see people wearing masks everywhere? 2020 vision
- Wear a mask before seeing posts that are trending Because they are viral
Wear Mask Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wear mask you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean face covering jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wear mask pranks.
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TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask
Whoops, wrong sub
A mugger
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
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My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle.
He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.
Late one night a mugger wearing a mask !!!
Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this – I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!
A baseball pitcher is walking home...
after a long and exhausting game. Suddenly, bright lights appear in the sky directly above him, and a beautiful angel descends from above, wearing an umpire's mask and a catcher's mitt.
The pitcher looks up, gapes and thinks, "Heavens! She's so pretty."
Without skipping a beat, his shoulders slump back, his grin shines out of his mouth, he winks and says, "Hey baby. Wanna play some catch? Looking up at you makes me want to throw up."
Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough...
Everyone wears ski masks
Do you know how I know that I'm ugly?
The guy who was mugging me took off his mask and made me wear it!
Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?
Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.
I bought a TV from a guy wearing a white outfit and a white cone mask
It was a 3k tv
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My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.
The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."
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Meanwhile at the s**... Donor Bank
A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the s**... bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples. The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are s**... samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse s**... it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard is it ?."
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Whenever I have s**..., i feel like a superhero
Mostly because I'm wearing a mask
My friend Ara and I agreed to meet up a mask party.
When I got there she was wearing a mask completely made of Makeup.
I looked at her and said, That's some nice mask Ara.
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Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...
Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.
I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!
It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.
But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller,
Beating it.....
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Confucius say, he who wear mask alone in car
also wear c**... alone in bed.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
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What does wearing a mask and a c**... have in common?
It always feels better not wearing one!
I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn't have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses.
Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.
Now that I'm wearing a face mask all day, half my face is constantly hot.
Not too bad being a 5/10
I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise.
It's a bit of a running gag.
Has COVID-19 caused you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I completely support people's choice to not wear masks and gather in large groups during a pandemic.
So would Darwin.
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Doesn't wearing a mask make you more likely to get the virus?
After all, your face is covid.
This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe:
Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Call us today!
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I thought that people getting mad over wearing a mask was not real, but today it happened to me as well. He told me Im an idiot for wearing a mask during a situation like this..
Like dude w**..., you're a dentist, aren't you like a doctor or something?
I wear a mask. Not because I want to, but because it is considerate of others and helps stop the spread of particulates.
I also wear underwear. Not because I want to, but...
A Hand-sanitiser and a mask is all you need to be safe!
So they said......
But then I found out they were all wearing clothes as well.
(This is a regional joke I hardly think you guys will like it)
When Daft Punk started wearing robot masks, their manager sent them out on the road to see if people at gigs could tell who they were.
It was called The Touring Test.
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Wearing a mask below your nose...
is like wearing a c**... with the tip cut off.
Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.
Your mother is proud of you for wearing a mask
But she is also disappointed because look how nice you would have looked everyday if you became a surgeon.
Walmart has announced it will now require shoppers to wear masks in its stores.
However, pants will still be optional.
People need to calm down about Walmart making wearing a mask mandatory.
You can still wear your pajamas.
I finally figured why Trump decided to wear a mask!!
Some one told him it was made from Ivanka's underwear.
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I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask
I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a b**... and she's fine
I no longer need to wear a mask
Now that I have my COVID 19 positive shirt people juts avoid being near me
While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.
It's my secret 'stache.
Having a big nose isn't a good enough excuse to not wear a mask.
Take me for example. I still wear underwear.
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Saw a beautiful g**... bus and I smiled, it didn't creep her out
Wearing mask does help.
My wife keeps asking me how her clothes look. Today she asked me if she should wear a mask.
As usual I said, "Yeah, it makes you look better." Apparently, this time it wasn't the correct answer.
A group of anti-maskers looked at me disgustingly
I don't know if it was because I was wearing a mask or nothing but a mask.
Times sure have changed. Back in my day...
It was a crime to walk into a bank, wearing a mask, and ask for money.
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George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how s**... the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.
I have a great safety tip for Halloween this year
Wear a mask!!!
It's finally October, and you know what that means!
Americans might actually start wearing masks.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?
Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!
If president Trump actually dies from covid you won't see me smiling
Because I will be wearing a mask
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What's the difference between a Trump rally and a k**... rally?
A k**... rally encourages to wear masks.
You should wear your mask when you go to a cemetery during this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
I don't understand why people are so exited about Halloween
People have been wearing masks for more than half a year now
I was told that wearing a mask and gloves would be enough during the corona virus pandemic
but when I got to the store I was told that pants and a shirt were also required
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Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,
but suddenly I'm the w**... for adding tights and a cape.
The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world
Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks.
Someone tried to tell me a joke about Covid earlier...
...but they were wearing a mask so I didn't catch it.
Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks
Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all
A man is shopping without a mask on....
Man: *looks at store items without wearing a mask*
Shop Keeper: Hey sir, you can't shop hear without a mask on.
Man: Nah I have a Medical condition that makes it hard for me to breathe.
Shop Keeper: Oh, what condition?
Man: Covid-19
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Masks are like bra.
If the strap slipped and it is not at place, people keep pointing out
and if you entirely forgot to wear one in public, people go on staring like h**....
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A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench.
A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The c**... looks at the mask, and says they won't wear you either, huh?
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Yo mama so s**...
She wears a face mask on a zoom meeting
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
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This joke about Covid circulating around Chinese web boards...
If someone walking ahead of you farts and you can can hear it, that means you're not practicing correct social distancing.
If you can smell it, that means you're not wearing your mask properly.
If you are wearing your mask properly and can still smell it, then congratulations, you don't have covid-19.