All the slides were just pictures of me.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don't.
It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
Easy.
Batman doesn't want to get shot.
He said, Any person willing to have sex with you will sleep with almost anyone else.
They both feel really good until you look down and realize you're gay.
So i just came in my pants
#Double Standard.
She said, "but I don't wear glasses."
I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do."
Whatever is in the dress code.
Whoreshoes.
...I only look at the covered parts.
Girl: "I don't wear glasses."
Me, while polishing my lenses: "No, but I do."
She agrees and climbs the flagpole. When she gets home she tells her mother what happened. Her mother said "honey, he just wanted to see your underwear." The next day the same boy was standing by the flagpole and said "I will give you $20 to climb the flagpole." Again she agrees and climbs. She goes home and tells her mother "mom the boy paid me to climb the flagpole again, but I outsmarted him this time. I didn't wear any underwear."
When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
The Spanish Inquisition.
Whore Crocs
(I'm sorry)
So I just came in my pants.
A man was shopping in a nearby supermarket when he noticed a package that said "Olympic Condoms". He bought it, and told his wife about it.
" - Olympic Condoms? What's so special about them?"
" - They have 3 colors: Gold, Silver and Bronze."
" - And what color are you going to wear tonight?"
" - Gold, obviously!"
" - Why not Silver? It'd be great if you came second, for a change."
They both feel good until you look down and realize you're gay.
TAKE THAT CROC LOBBY #againstbigcroc
I understand if I get downvoted.
What's wrong? he asked.
I've got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she
sobbed.
Oh come on now! You've plenty of clothes, and with that
he went over to the wardrobe. See here, there's the nice
pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi
there Tom, the green silk gown…
Then she told me to take off her skirt so I did. Then she told me to take off her bra and panties so I did. Then she told me to never wear her things again
Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
It feels really good until you look down, and realize how gay you are.
He doesn't want to be spotted
Father, why do we wear these shawls on our head?
To keep the harsh sun off our scalp He answers.
What about these long robes father?
To protect us from the blistering wind that carries stinging sand. Father says patiently.
And our sandals?
To shield our feet from the searing rocks of course.
Then why the fuck do we live in England, father?
Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.
Because she can't fit into D shells
Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Oakley Dokelys
Flop-Flops
On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don't.
Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay.
Because they don't C#.
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