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A series of cow jokes

Q: What do you call a sleeping cow?
A: A bull-dozer
Q: How does a farmer count his cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work
Q: Why don't cows have money?
A: The farmers milk them dry
Q: What's a grumpy cow called?
A: Moooody

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?


Their horns don't work.

Which cow needs to wear a bell?

The one whose horns don't work.

How do you call someone who plays Basketball and wears a horned helmet?

Lebronze Age

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