The Best 14 Weaknesses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Weaknesses jokes. There are some weaknesses semantics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these weaknesses interviewee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Weaknesses Jokes and Puns

At the interview for my new job I was asked

"What would your friends say are your weaknesses?"

"I don't have any!" Was my reply.

The interviewer seemed a little surprised and answered: "That can't be true. Everybody has some weak points."

Whereupon I said: "Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don't have any friends."

A man goes in for a job application...

...and the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?"
"Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not."
"Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?"
"I'm Batman"

[job interview]

"Tell me one of your weaknesses"

I can be very stubborn

"Will you please elaborate?"

I will not

Weaknesses joke, [job interview]

A man is asked where he sees himself in 5 years while at a job interview

He replies his greatest weaknesses is listening

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.

Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality

"And your greatest strength? She asked.

Oh, I'm the Batman

A man goes for an interview

The first question he faces - "What are your strengths and weaknesses?"

Man - I have a good sense of humor, but my general knowledge is weak.

Interviewer - Okay tell me joke

Man - Knock Knock

Interviewer - Who's there?

Man - The first president of The United States of America

Interviewer - The first president of The United States of America who?

Man - That I don't know

[Job interview]

"What are your strengths?"

Me: I fall in love easily.

"Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"

Me: Those blue eyes of yours.

Weaknesses joke, [Job interview]

At a recent job interview

What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not. And your strengths? I'm Batman.

At a job interview:

Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy

I: that's it?

A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Me: I can type 150 words per minute.

Interviewer: Wow! And what are your weaknesses?

Me: Every word is 'a'.

My roommate always complains about two of my weaknesses.

One was : 'You always get distracted sooooo easily!'

And the other one was the fact that there's a cute little spider on the ceiling.

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Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Applicant: I fall in love easily

Interviewer: Um.. ok what are your weaknesses?

Applicant: Those blue eyes of yours.

What Are My Weaknesses? To be honest...

I'm a massive Liar.

Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses?

Me: yea, I like to point out other people's mistakes. By the way, that's a stupid interview question.

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