weakness Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious weakness puns

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes I could

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Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time Mr. Jeffries?"

Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "I'd say my biggest weakness is listening"

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A man goes to a job interview...

Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Man: "Probably my honesty."

Interviewer: "I don't think that's a weakness."

Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

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My lack of knowledge of greek mythology is my one weakness.

It's my Achilles elbow.

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Job interview

Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?

Me: I'm brutally honest.

Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all.

Me: I don't give a fuck what you think.

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The job interviewer asked...

The job interviewer asked: "What's your biggest weakness?"

Me: "I don't know when to quit..."

Interviewer: "You're hired!"

Me: "I quit."

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At a job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes, yes I could.

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"What is your biggest weakness?" asked the interviewer.

I said, "Spiders."

He said, "Professional ones?"

I said, "I don't know, I've never seen one in a suit before."

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.

Interviewer: Can you give me an example?

Me: Yes, I can.

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I went for a job interview.

The bloke asked me: "What do you think your greatest weakness is?" I said "I am too honest" He said "I really don't think honesty is a weakness" I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"

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Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

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A man is at a job interview.

"What would you say is your greatest weakness?", asks the interviewer.

Without hesitating the man says, "Honesty."

The interviewer smiles. "I don't think that can be called a weakness."

The man shrugs.

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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job interview

interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?
me: My honesty.
interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness.
me: I don't give a fuck what you think.

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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Me: My greatest weakness? I'm a bad listener.

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Another guy goes for a job interview...

He presents his resume, it's solid, the interview goes exceedingly well and finally, his potential boss asks, "So what is your biggest weakness?" The man replies, "Well, I'm too honest." The Boss replies, "I don't think that's such a bad weakness." The man replies, "I really don't give a shit what you think."

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"So, what are your qualifications?"

"I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills"

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Hiring manager: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Man: "I'd say honesty ."

Hiring manager: "I don't think that's a weakness."

Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

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Recruiter: "what's your biggest weakness?"

"I don't know when to quit."

"You are hired!"

"I quit."

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Interviewer: What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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A man goes in for a job application...

...and the interviewer asks, "What would you consider to be your main strengths and weaknesses?"
"Well," he began, "my main weakness would definitely be my issues with reality-telling what's real from what's not."
"Okay," said the interviewer, "and what about your strengths?"
"I'm Batman"

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I was in a job interview.

The guy said, "What's your biggest weakness?"

I said, "I'm a great listener."

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A man walks in to an interview..

The interviewer asks "what is your biggest weakness?"

The man says "definitely honesty."

The interviewer said "I don't think honesty is actually a weakness..?"

The man said "I don't give a fuck what you think."

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Interviewer: and what do you see yourself doing 5 years down the road Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones: Personally, I believe my biggest weakness is listening.

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Job interview

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Applicant: I only answer the semantics of a question.

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Applicant: Yes, I could.

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A man is being interviewed for a job

and the interviewer asks him "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
The interviewee replies "I'm pathologically honest."
The interviewer looks confused. "You're honest? I wouldn't describe that as a weakness. I think that's a great quality to posess."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."

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A man is having a job interview.

Interviewer: What would you consider your greatest weakness?

Man: My honesty.

Interviewer: Honesty? I think that's more of a strength than a weakness.

Man: I don't give a fuck what you think.

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Why did Achilles go shoe shopping?

Because heels are his only weakness

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At the job interview

"What's your biggest strength?"

"I'm incapable of understanding criticism.

"That sounds more like a weakness.

"Aw, thank you.

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Yet another job Interview joke

Interviewer: So what would you say is your biggest weakness?

Candidate: I never know when to quit.

Interviewer: Well that can always be turned to our advantage! Congratulations, you're hired.

Candidate: *I quit*

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A man goes into a job interview

Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness?

Applicant: Well sir, I am brutally honest.

Interviewer: I don't think that is a weakness.

Applicant: I don't give a fuck what you think!

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A 50 year old man enters a confession box and kneels

Man: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."

Priest: "Tell me your sins son. The Lord is generous and knows we all succumb to weakness from time to time."

Man: "I've been carrying on an affair for the last 6 months with a gorgeous 25-year-old blond women. She has a beautiful figure, voluptuous breasts and is perfect in every way except that she's married."

Priest: "Sleeping with another man's wife is a serious sin. How long has it been since your last confession?"

Man: "I've actually never been to confession before. In fact, I'm Jewish"

Preist: "Then why are you telling me these things?"

Man: "Telling you!?! I'm telling EVERYONE!"

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A priest and a rabbi are stuck on an elevator.

They strike up a friendly conversation and after a while, the priest asks the rabbi, "Tell me, did you ever, in a moment of weakness, partake in the eating of bacon."

The rabbi said, "Yes. I was staying at a motel where no one knew me and it was on the breakfast buffet."

The priest nods, empathetically. The rabbi then asks the priest a question. "Did you ever...you know...sleep with a woman?"

The priest replied, "Yes, in a period of weakness during my first year in seminary. I met a young woman at a cafe and one thing led to another and, well, yes. We had sex."

"I see," the rabbi nodded, knowingly, before adding. "It's a heckuva lot better than bacon, isn't it?"

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A Joke for Mother's Day

An angry mob is getting prepared to stone a woman to death for allegedly committing adultery, when Jesus steps out and stands between the woman and the crowd. "Do not be so quick to judge the actions of others!" He proclaimed, "You all have had your moments of weakness. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Just as the crowd quited down and lowered their stones, a little old woman started hobbling her way down the aisle. When she eventually got down to the front, she cocked her arm back, and chucked a huge rock right at the chained woman's forehead. With the rest of the crowd pelting the woman with rocks and yelling, Jesus turns to the little old lady and says "You know, mom, sometimes you can be a real bitch."
Happy Mother's Day!

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A Rabbi and Priest are Walking in Park..

In the midst of their conversation, the priest asks the rabbi, "Tell me, have you ever, in a moment of weakness, eaten pork?" and the rabbi says, a little embarrassed, "Well yes, as a matter of fact I have". The rabbi then asks the priest, "Tell me, have you ever, in a moment of weakness, known the touch of a woman?" The priest, a little embarrassed, says "Well yes, I have actually" The rabbi says "It's a hell of a lot better than pork! Right?"

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What are the most funny Weakness jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Weakness? Well, here are the best Weakness dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Weakness pick up lines to share with friends.

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