Cheeky Weakest Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
How weak is the world's weakest conputer?
Just a bit
What is the weakest vegetable?
My brother Jim
Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?
Because it doesn't even lift.
The weakest point of any car is...
the nut holding the steering wheel.
I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!
What trophy?
Dystrophy
I'm the weakest in my Asian family
They call me weak-Ling
A lion, a tiger, a cheetah and a mouse fell in a hole
after trying to get away for hours, they gave up and accepted their fate
soon enough everybody got hungry.
The tiger proposed that they start by eating the weakest animal, the cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said : "if you touch the lion I'll kick you in the nuts"
The job interview
A man was interviewing for his dream job. The man had stayed up the whole night before preparing for this interview. The interviewer asked, "How well do you perform under pressure?" The man paused, scratched his chin, and after a minute he said, "you know I think listening is one of my weakest skills."
TIFU by sending my weakest player onto the field
Whoops, wrong sub
What's the weakest thing in the world?
Jennifer Lawrence's icloud password.
