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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
A man and his wife are in the hospital.
The wife has cancer and she is dying. Her hair has fallen out and she is covered in tumors. The wife says to the man, "I'm so sorry I have never given you o**... s**..." so in her weakened state she proceeds to go down on her husband. They both love it! She continues to give her husband o**... s**... over and over again, day after day; She starts to realize that she is getting healthier and healthier. The doctors think that it must be from all the o**... s**... she is giving her husband! Her hair grows back, the tumors dissipate and she returns to her normal healthy beautiful self. For the first time in months the wife walks back into their home and sees her husband crying. She asks, "why are you crying? I'm better!"
The husband replies, "I could have saved mom!"
I wish I could develop a stronger habit of running every weekday...
Too bad it's already weakened.
Kids are sick so the wife is worried about their weakened immune system making it easier to catch COVID…
So I asked her what about their weekday immune system?
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