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Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the alien, you get the predators

waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.

I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you s**... it up.

So Tekashi69 could face life in prison

Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because donald trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"

"Mister President, we've been over this..."

My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

I lost Interest in that relationship.

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some w**... with her

I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women

By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn't* something trying to kill you...

School is my answer

A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.
The man says back, "That's terrible, but couldn't you get another close family member to come with you?
The guy says, "No. They're all at the f**...."

A m**... was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the m**... if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely r**... by a dozen w**... than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

"Whom, sweetheart?"
"Mike the mailman."
"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
"But mom, age is just a number."
"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
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This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable.

He's explaining Facebook to old people.

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*
Dad: *Clenches fist*
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about we can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of we puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Who We Introducing Jokes

Here is a list of funny who we introducing jokes and even better who we introducing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The only joke I know. How does a cow introduce his wife...?
    He says, "meat patty".
    I am very sorry.
  • I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
  • I introduced my girlfriend to my family today. My kids really liked her but my wife seemed mad.
  • *Introducing my girlfriend to the family* Mom: Don't settle for this, you deserve better..
    Me: But mom, I lov.....
    Mom: I was talking to her.
  • If you ever get thrown into jail Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...
    You're the powerhouse of the cell.
  • My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
  • My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said,
    "meet patty"
  • Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
  • TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause
  • I had a butcher come into my shop and introduce me to his wife... He said, "Meet Patty".

Things We Learn From Our Mother Jokes

Here is a list of funny things we learn from our mother jokes and even better things we learn from our mother puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two things I've learned from the Internet: A) My mother is the largest thing in the universe

    and

    B) Everyone is still lining up for a turn at her.
  • I learned a lot from my parents Things like cooking, cleaning, and sewing, I learned from my father. And my mother taught me to construct jokes based on stereotypical gender roles.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these we jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.