The Best 6 Wazowski Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wazowski jokes. There are some wazowski rucksack jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wazowski assload puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wazowski Jokes and Puns

What did Mike Wazowski call his tattoo parlor?

Monster's Ink.

Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop

Called Monsters Ink

How does Mike Wazowski make such good neck jewelry?

Because he's neckless

mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour

he called it monsters rink

Does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

He bwinks. The kids had it right all along!


Some monsters have a medical condition in which it is actually imposible to take a cohesive picture of them

Such monsters include: Sasquatch, The Loch Ness Monster, and Mike Wazowski.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wazowski bumhole jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wazowski shlong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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