Wayward Jokes
16 wayward jokes and hilarious wayward puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wayward that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wayward Short Jokes
Short wayward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wayward humour may include short rebellious jokes also.
- I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son
- My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?" I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."
- A capricious vulture asked his father "Hey Dad, whatcha eating??" "Carrion, my wayward son."
- Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son.
- I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries. It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.
- The kid of a guy from Kansas asked his dad which type of bag to bring for his flight. "'Carry on', my wayward son..."
- I was looking through the accents on my GPS when I came across Kansas I turned it on and all it said was "carry on wayward son."
- I was allowed to check my misbehaving child as luggage at the airport so I supposed I'll have to... ...carry on my wayward son.
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Wayward One Liners
Which wayward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wayward? I can suggest the ones about stray and wandering.
- What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son.
- I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3! I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"
- What is a vulture's favorite song? Carrion My Wayward Son
- What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!
- Where's the best place to keep wayward police horses? The c**...-stable.
Rib-Tickling Wayward Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about wayward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean misbehaving jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wayward pranks.
It's a miracle
A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, It's a miracle!
Not really, said the sheep. Your name is written inside the cover.
Several months
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have s**... with her that way.
"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
A man and his son go for a walk through the woods and get separated.
After frantically searching for his son, the man finally finds him standing over a dead animal and poking it with a stick.
Dad, what's this? The boy asks
Carrion, my wayward son.
