The Best 14 Wayward Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wayward jokes. There are some wayward pauli jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wayward runaway puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wayward Jokes and Puns

I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight.

Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son

My kid was boarding the wrong flight when he asked me, "What's another name for onboard luggage?"

I said, "Carry-on, my wayward son."

It's a miracle

A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The shepherd couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the sheep's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, It's a miracle!

Not really, said the sheep. Your name is written inside the cover.

Wayward joke, It's a miracle

What do buzzards in Kansas eat?

Carrion, my wayward son.

I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3!

I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"

Several months

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."

Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?

They tried to carry-on my wayward son.

Wayward joke, Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport?

What is a vulture's favorite song?

Carrion My Wayward Son

A man and his son go for a walk through the woods and get separated.

After frantically searching for his son, the man finally finds him standing over a dead animal and poking it with a stick.

Dad, what's this? The boy asks

Carrion, my wayward son.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where's the best place to keep wayward police horses?

The cunt-stable.

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The kid of a guy from Kansas asked his dad which type of bag to bring for his flight.

"'Carry on', my wayward son..."

I was looking through the accents on my GPS when I came across Kansas

I turned it on and all it said was "carry on wayward son."

I was allowed to check my misbehaving child as luggage at the airport so I supposed I'll have to...

...carry on my wayward son.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wayward unruly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wayward deviant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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