Ways To Describe Jokes
18 ways to describe jokes and hilarious ways to describe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ways to describe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Ways To Describe Short Jokes
Short ways to describe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ways to describe humour may include short how to explain jokes also.
- A farmhand loses both his farm and his hand after getting into a fight with his dad over politics... ...would be a really bad but accurate way to describe the plot of Star Wars.
- My friend told me he bought a 4 foot snake I told him that's a weird way to describe a lizard.
- I was looking up some baseball history, *I mean, if you know - you know* ..
But the best way to describe the lineup of the 1935 New York Yankees in one word is, 'ruthless'. - In the Middle East during the Crusades, what was the best way to describe someone? By taking all of their books, parchment and pencils and burning them in a bonfire
- What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns? Non-habit forming
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Ways To Describe One Liners
Which ways to describe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ways to describe? I can suggest the ones about describe and expressions about.
- What's the best way to describe a narcissistic fisherman? Selfish.
- What would be the best way to describe the winter landscape in Westeros? Stark.
- What's the best way to describe getting curb stomped? sole-crushing
- What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!
Ways To Describe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about ways to describe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phrases about jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ways to describe pranks.
A guy turned to his wife who was reading her book and asked
How's your book? Interesting read?
She replied: well, the only way I could describe it, is that it's a bit like our s**... life
How so? Replied the guy
Well it's short, boring and a bit predictable.
Clever kid.
A couple wants some private time, but their flat is small and they can't guarantee that their young son won't be able to hear them. In the end they come up with a plan- every time they want to make love they tell their son to stand out on the balcony and describe everything he sees (this way they get warning when he's about to come back in). So one evening the kid stands on the balcony and says "It's dark and the stars are out. I can see orion! A lot of the flats have their lights on. There's a man walking his dog, the Johnsons are having s**......"
The couple leap out of bed "what?! How can you tell that the Johnsons are having s**...?"
"I can see little Timmy Johnson standing out on their balcony."
Johnny finally makes it to college...
On the first day his psych professor begins a perception exercise by telling the students to close their eyes and feel around for an object, then describe the object and tell her what it is.
First she calls on Kyle who says "I feel something big round and bumpy. It's a globe!"
The professor says "Good Kyle! I like the way you think.
Next she calls on Suzie who says "I feel something flat and coarse. It's paper!"
The professor says "Good Suzie! I like the way you think."
Finally she calls on Johnny. He sticks his hand in his pocket with a creepy smile and says "Teacher, I feel something round, hard, and it has a head on it.
The professor interrupts him shouting "Johnny, That's disgusting!"
He replies, "No teacher it's a quarter, but I like the way you think."
A knock at the door
Every day, Jim gets two six packs on the way home from work. When he gets home, he sits in his living room until they're gone. One day, just as he's getting to the end of the last beer, he hears a knock at the door. He goes to answer it, and sees a six foot tall grasshopper. Before he can say a word, the grasshopper punches him in the face as hard as he's ever been hit! Floored, he can't respond before the grasshopper leaves.
He decides he'd better be in better shape, so the next day he only gets one six pack. Just as he's finishing the last beer, he hears another knock at the door. He gets up to answer it, a bit more wary this time. Not that it does him any good. The six foot tall grasshopper is there again, and this time hits him *twice*, each one as hard as he's ever been hit! Again, the grasshopper leaves before he can do anything.
On the third day, he decides he'd better just skip his beer. He's sitting in his living room, stone cold sober, when he hears a knock at the door. He checks his peephole. It's the grasshopper. But he figures this time he hasn't been drinking and he can take him, so he opens the door. Before he can do anything, the grasshopper knocks him down and kicks him until he can't move. Again, the grasshopper leaves when it's done.
Obviously he's in bad shape after that, so he goes in to see his doctor. He describes what's been going on. The doctor nods knowingly, "Yeah, there's been a pretty n**... bug going around."
That clever Frenchman
Three tradesmen work together. One is French, another an American and the last one a German.
Every morning the Frenchman sniffs his fingers and says to himself "Fifi!"
During the day he would constantly repeat this, and everytime after sniffing his fingers he would say "Fifi!" with a grin on his face.
The German man turned to the American and said "Why does he do that?"
The American replied, "Every morning he finger bangs his wife and doesn't wash up afterwards so he can smell her all day".
The next day the German comes into work and looks proudly at his two coworkers. He then places his nose at his shoulder and quickly sniffs all the way down his arm, right to his finger tips. Immediately after he holds both arms out, palms up, fingers slightly bent and yells "Olga!!".
Side note: This joke is very reliant on delivery. I tried to describe to the best of my abilities, how I act when I deliver it in person.