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Kevin Hart is so short

He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"

It's a bit drizzy out there...

Expect a li'l wayne

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love?

After 3 periods, Gretzky takes a shower.

You know what they say: once you go Black...

... you'll always be blacker than Wayne Brady.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?

There was a Lil Wayne.

So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs...

He's always been a lil weezy.

Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."

Wayne joke, Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

If two rap artists adopted a child…

Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?

What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

I saw a 250 lb girl wearing a Lil Wayne t-shirt and thought,

"That's just a Wayne t-shirt."

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

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God is cruel

God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson "I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"

Hodgson responded "Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne"

I was with some friends and we started talking about movies.

One of my friends mentioned that the sets in old Westerns were often built slightly smaller than normal to make the leading man appear larger. I said that that would make sense because I heard that John Wayne, while filming a scene with his co-star, complained that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them.

Wayne Gretzy at a party...

Gets folks to drink by yelling, "You miss 100% of the shots you never take!!!!"

What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive?

The Shabbat-Mobile.

Wayne joke, What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive?

Why batman wasn't in the avengers.

You need parents permission to join.

Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

How did Rihanna know what Lil' Wayne was giving her for Cristmas?

Lil' Wayne was bad at wrapping.

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?

...They're calling for a Lil Wayne

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today?

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred?

Alfred : They Told Me To

Bruce Wayne : Who?

Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Lil wayne becomes a comedian...

Lol wayne

So Lil' Wayne has spoken up about m**...'s effects on his health...

... he says he's a Lil' Weezy.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Wayne joke, What does Batman do with all his spare money?

What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

Bruce Wayne walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'What would you like?'

... 'Parents.'

With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?

What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne?

Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

So batman's son got into the rap industry

.. They call him Lil' Wayne

Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires

"Burger King or McDonalds" was his response when asked where.

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?...

He'd get a long little d**....

Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates?

Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn.

Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something..

I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne

Giving Christmas presents always reminds me of what myself and Lil Wayne have in common

We're both terrible wrappers

Who has killed more indians than John Wayne?

Union Carbide Corporation

What's the difference between obsequious behaviour towards someone important in order to gain advantage and John Wayne Gacy wearing a top hat and monocle?

One is sycophancy and the other is a fancy sicko.

(As far as I'm aware this is an original joke that I created and am quite pleased with)

One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..."

It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.

Batman's last name should have been Bates instead of Wayne, it looks like it fits

Also Alfred could have a good laugh

Is it true that..

Reporter : is that true that God sent Lil Wayne to teach ppl how to rap ?

Eminem : I don't remember sending anyone.

Police were on the lookout for serial killer John Wayne Gacy

They stepped into a corner store for some coffee and saw a guy in back where the milk cartons are.
Cop 1: "Hey, that looks like our suspect!"
Cop 2: "What's he doing?"
Cop 1: "Talking to himself. Let's get closer."
So they go up right behind him and listen.
Gacy:"Need him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Need him. Got him...."

What did Bruce Wayne say to the hungry squirrel?


C'mon, let's get nuts.

What has 3 holes and goes down an alley?

Thomas and Martha Wayne.

If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia...

why am I still afraid of failure?

''It was all part of the act officer, did i fool you?''

- John Wayne Gacy's final words before being executed

What's a rappers favorite type of weather?

A Lil Wayne

Whatdya get when you cross John Wayne with a whale?

Moby Duke.

Old western stranger

An old man sitting at the edge of an old western town sees a silhouette approaching from the dusty horizon. Its not long before he realizes that it is a 3 legged dog limping toward him. The old man shouts a warning to the dog "we dont take kindly to strangers around here". The 3 legged dog limps like john wayne while slowly raising his gaze up to look straight into the old mans eyes with a piercing stare and says" Im lookin for the man who shot my paw"

Just saw that Wayne Rooney has been to see Sir Alex Ferguson in hospital. His speech is definitely improving and he can now just about string a sentence together.

Said Sir Alex

What is Batman after being beat up by Bane?

Bruise Wayne.

In his later years Bruce Wayne retired and became a famous poet

Apparently, he went from bat to verse.

Wayne Gretzky, Wayne Newton, and Wayne Brady are all chasing after you. Which one is going to catch you first?

I don't know, but they are gonna get ya, one Wayne or another.

What did Bruce Wayne say when Wayne enterprises was dying?

My business is wayne-ing.

John Wayne Gacy....

Not my idea of a clown!

What is John Wayne Bobbit's favorite book in the Bible?

Second Peter.

What did Alfred call Master Wayne before he started dating Rachel?


Wayne Gretzky is going down on a girl

She is on her period, and says "Messy eh?" He then replies: "No, it's Wayne"

What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?

Wayne Regretzky

Did you hear about the time Jeff Wayne caught his wife m**... with a chocolate bar?

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one , he said.

If Lil Wayne was a Royal What would he be doing on the weekends?

I don't know, but I'm sure it would involve Wayneking.

What did they call Batman when he was little?

Lil Wayne

My friend Wayne had a bruise in the shape of a bat...

I went up to him and told him, "That's a sick bruise, Wayne."

Bruce Wayne became a surgeon.

Whenever he carried out a surgery, he always asked the nurses to turn the lights off. This was extremely dangerous and unusual, so the nurses asked him why.
He said, "I operate in the shadows"

A teenage girl came across an old man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane in time to a Lil Wayne song.

"Holy c**...! I didn't know you'd like rap music?!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

What do you call a beat-up Batman?

A Bruised Wayne.

what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne?

thats ludacris

If you say "I'm a big fan of John Wayne," it's normal...

But add the word Gacy and suddenly you're a w**....

I saw a guy named "Wayne Bruce" at work

I said, "My nemicice, Man-bat, we meet again." Most people didn't get it.
EDIT. Nemesis

What does Bruce Wayne take with his drink?

Just ice.

After being 3 months sober from drinking, I bought myself a motivational poster to keep my spirits up.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky

What do you call Batman when he is injured?

Bruised Wayne

Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming

they were promised a storm...

...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.

I'm here all week.

Where does Bruce Wayne go to d**...?

The bat-room!

Why is school toilet paper referred to as John Wayne?

Because it's rough, tough and won't take s**... off anyone

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.

All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.

What do you call Batman after he has been beaten up?

Bruised Wayne

What do you call it when Batman gets hurt?

Bruised Wayne

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