The Best 24 Waxing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Waxing jokes. There are some waxing atmosphere jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these waxing manicurist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Waxing Jokes and Puns

Bought my wife a cheap waxing.

She said it was a rip-off.

My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing.

She said it was a rip-off.

Why did the blonde stop waxing her biceps?

How do we know the moon is hairless?

The moon spends half the month waxing!

Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon?

It's right after a waxing phase.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Bikini Waxing

What a rip off.

Waxing joke, Bikini Waxing


Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
A: Because it was a total rip-off.

I'm planning on opening a combined cocktail bar and waxing salon.

I'm going to call it "Gin and Bare It".

On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa?

Like, a Brazilian!

Just spent ages waxing the car

..Still not sure how it gets that hairy.

You can explore waxing salon reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean waxing manicure dad jokes. There are also waxing puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

"TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A YELLOW WOOD!," she shrieked, as she tears her body hair out by the roots.

She's waxing poetic.

Why do wolves howl at the full moon?

They know the waxing phase is coming next

An astronomy joke, kind of...

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?

Because it's just after the waxing phase!

Why did the politician buy a waxing kit?

Because he has the right to bare arms

Waxing joke, Why did the politician buy a waxing kit?

Did anyone know Mr. Miyagi is a pedofile?

He was caught waxing off boys.

This Thanksgiving's super moon is a Beaver Moon ...

After it's waxing phase it will be a Brazilian Moon .

Why was the moon waning?

Because it had just finished waxing

Why did the hirsute man begin waxing before going to the public pool?

He was tired of being harassed.

My mom caught me waxing the dolphin and said

"Don't do that it will make you go blind" I looked at her and said" Can I do it just till I need glasses?"

Did you hear about the woman who does bikini waxing?

She says she has done about a Brazilian of them!!!!

Did ya hear Mike from Jersey shore missed his waxing appointment?


It's not a cure for lycanthropy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the waxing stimulate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working waxing moon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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