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75 wax jokes and hilarious wax puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wax that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Enjoy a good laugh with this curated list of hilarious wax jokes! From Brazilian wax to candle wax, there's something for everyone in this roundup of puns and one-liners about waxing! Be sure to keep some Kleenex handy for all the laughs! Whether you're a fan of wax melts or museum wax figures, you won't be disappointed!

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Popular Wax Short Jokes

Short wax jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wax humour may include short wick jokes also.

  1. I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear "Which ear is it?" She said
    "2022" I replied
  2. When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.
    Bush wasn't that bad.
  3. Trump is beginning to be like a bikini wax... all of a sudden, having Bush wasn't so bad...
  4. What did the hot girl say when she was overcharged for her bikini wax? That was a rip off!
  5. What does the karate kid do in his free time? He wax off
  6. Why did the blonde wax her biceps? She was exercising her right to bare arms.
  7. My wife claims that she can wax off my chest hair without causing any pain, but I'm a little nervous. I don't think she will be able to pull it off.
  8. How do know there's no hair on the moon? The moon waxes 14 times a month!
  9. Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing
  10. Why did the kid put the dinky car in his ear??? Because he wanted to give it a wax job.
    My dad thinks this will go viral. I disagree.

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Wax One Liners

Which wax one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wax? I can suggest the ones about tinnitus and brazilian wax.

  1. What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off
  2. How does Mr Miyagi like to relax? He wax off....
  3. Did you know a Brazilian wax costs $50? Talk about a rip off
  4. How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself? Wax off
  5. Bought my wife a cheap waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  6. Why is turtle wax so expensive? Because they only have little ears.
  7. What do you call souvenirs from the wax museum? Paraffinalia!
  8. Why did the blonde stop waxing her biceps?
  9. My wife paid $50 for a Brazilian waxing. She said it was a rip-off.
  10. The inventor of wax strips has just died. RIP
  11. If you look at the moon tonight it should look really smooth. It just waxed last night.
  12. Want to know why my bees are smoother than yours? None of your bees wax
  13. How do we know the moon is hairless? The moon spends half the month waxing!
  14. Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon? It's right after a waxing phase.
  15. I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.

Brazilian Wax Jokes

Here is a list of funny brazilian wax jokes and even better brazilian wax puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Waxing Q: Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?
    A: Because it was a total rip-off.
  • On a scale of 1 - 10, how hot is that waxing guy at the spa? Like, a Brazilian!
  • TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest.
  • Did you hear about the woman who does bikini waxing? She says she has done about a Brazilian of them!!!!
  • Wax Job I have a "friends with benefits" babe who had a Brazilian.
    After all her pain and anguish, I hate to tell her it looks like a roasting chicken that is about ten days past the "Sell by" date.
  • How much does a bikini wax cost? A Brazilian dollars.
  • How many hairs get yanked out every time I get a bikini line wax job? Like, a Brazilian.
  • In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian.
  • Can women pay for a Brazilian wax with defurred payments? Not if they are Bush Supporters.
  • How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Ear Wax Jokes

Here is a list of funny ear wax jokes and even better ear wax puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why is turtle wax so expensive? because turtles have such small ears
  • I just skillfully removed a cup of wax from Kim Jong's left ear using a penknife. Madam Tussaud's have now banned me for life.
  • Non-vaccinated children are the least likely to get any ear infections. Because they are anti-wax
  • What do ears and the moon have in common? Both of them waxes regularly. :)
  • I have no ear hair... It's because I wax them.
  • Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax? If you do, please give me a shout.

Bikini Wax Jokes

Here is a list of funny bikini wax jokes and even better bikini wax puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Bikini Waxing What a rip off.
  • Did you hear about the woman who gave her kids a bikini wax? Her legacy was t**....

Wax Museum Jokes

Here is a list of funny wax museum jokes and even better wax museum puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was going to write something about Madame Tussauds Museum. But I don't want to wax poetic.
  • Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone.
  • Where did the father candle take his son for a trip? To the Wax Museum.
  • What do you call a guy who picks up prostitutes from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum? John Wick
  • I saw a pair of men fencing at a wax museum. Madame Twoswords

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about wax can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of wax puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about wax you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean candle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make wax prank.

Who took care of Mr. Miyagi's s**... needs after his wife died?

No one. Now he just wax off.

Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....

changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."

A woman comes home to her husband, upset and bawling her eyes out...

Her husband, who's having a chat with one of his mates over a coffee, takes his shirt and vest off, gives the woman a box with some colouring stuff in, and she calms down and begins to draw Noddy in wax on her husband's right scapula.
The husband's mate looks bemused and asks the guy what she's up to.
"Don't worry, " he replies. "She just needed a shoulder to crayon."

How many Latinos does it take to do a wax job?

A Brazillion!

Trump is really good about his ears.

He wears ear plugs at loud concerts.
He makes sure his ear wax doesn't build up.
He keeps the gray hairs growing out of his ears nice and trimmed.
He's quite possibly the most ear responsible president we've ever had.

What does Ralph Macchio do before he whacks off?

Wax on.

What did Mr. Miagi like to do after a long day at work

Re wax

Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment?

It was a ripoff.

I like my girls like my skis...

I like my girls like I like my skis, rented and with plenty of wax on the bottom.

I've always been terrible at Karate, so my Sensei told me "Wax on, Wax off."

I'm now in burning pain, but my chest is *spotless.*
What does this have to do with Karate?

Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all.

Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What does Mr Miyagi do in his spare time to relax?

Wax off.

What does Mr Miyagi do to relax?

Wax off

How does Mr. Miyagi eat Babybels?

Wax on, wax off

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