Waves Jokes
133 waves jokes and hilarious waves puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about waves that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the humorous world of wave jokes that include physics waves, sound waves, hair waves, radio waves, heat waves, 360 waves, wavy, LIGO, and sails. Gather around and enjoy these witty and clever jokes that will surely make you chuckle.
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Funniest Waves Short Jokes
Short waves jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waves humour may include short waved jokes also.
- America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona By keeping the first one going
- A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday. But there was no way I was swimming out that far, to talk to her.
- Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
- I waved the waitress over to our table. I said, "Could you get the bill for us?"
She said, "Absolutely."
I said, "Thanks. We're kind of broke." - Magician: I can make anything disappear! Tom: (holding up a cup) Really? Make my tea disappear.
Magician: (waves hand) Done!
om: (looks in cup) It didn't work. - I saw someone waving but didn't wave back because I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or the guy behind me. An hour later I got fired as a lifeguard
- A good looking girl waved at me today… but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
- I just waved a $100 bill to a homeless guy on the other side of the highway Welcome to my version of Frogger
- Did you hear about the librarian that was killed in an earthquake? She was crushed by a title wave.
- I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm.
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Waves One Liners
Which waves one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waves? I can suggest the ones about wand and rays.
- Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back.
- What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved.
(Sorry) - How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese? With a big wave.
- How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave
- Why did the girl not want to date the communist? He was waving a lot of red flags.
- What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave.
- How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave
- Why do Russians wear white armbands so they have something to wave when they surrender
- How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians? A big wave.
- Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back.
- Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today
- I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car Now everyone waves at me
- What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved.
- Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
- What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave.
Hair Waves Jokes
Here is a list of funny hair waves jokes and even better hair waves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I used to have wavy hair Turns out it was waving goodbye
- My hair is wavy. It waves goodbye.
Sound Waves Jokes
Here is a list of funny sound waves jokes and even better sound waves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What Do Sound Waves Say To Girls They Meet Online? Send nodes.
- The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn't do that This is because a coo sticks
- Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz
- Where do musical notes go surfing? On sound waves.
- I tried to wave at my friend over there, but he could only hear it. When he waved back, I also heard the same sound sound. Guess it's a sine.
- What do ghosts and sound waves have in common? They both need a medium to be heard!
- What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz
- 2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly c**... into each other.
The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"
The second wave says "Oh I'm fine
It just Hertz"

Heat Waves Jokes
Here is a list of funny heat waves jokes and even better heat waves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do fans do at hot, summer football games? Heat waves.
- What do you call an amoeba that heats things up? A microbe-wave
- Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave. They should always be Luke warm.
- What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? "UK m8?"
- Why is hot friendlier than cold? Because heat waves but cold snaps.
- If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?
- This heat wave is like the Republican Party It's some Southern nonsense.
Radio Waves Jokes
Here is a list of funny radio waves jokes and even better radio waves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, "here you go, but why the long phase?"
- What's a WiFi's favorite name? Radio waves
- Yo mama's so fat, she sat on some gamma rays... ...and turned them into radio waves!

Entertaining Waves Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about waves you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waves pranks.
Bulls need to realize that when a matador waves his cape, he's scamming them.
It's a huge red flag.
Science Joke
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.
The physicist saw the violent ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked out into the waves. He was pulled under and never returned.
The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked out to the ocean. He too, never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote in his journal, "Physicist and Biologist both soluble."
I was on vacation in Tahiti and decide to go for a one day boat trip
The skipper was sailing along islands when I saw on a really tiny one a man with a long beard, torn-down clothes and no shoes waving at us, screaming. He was very, very far and I didn't understand a word he was saying. I asked the skipper:
- Who is this guy?
- Dunno, he have been there for six months, waves at me every day.
What do you call a beach with crooked waves?
A Scoli-ocean!
A crusty old biker walls into a bar..
..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Men are greedy b**....
A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
"I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." says the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
The husband says, "Sorry love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92.
Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b**... should remember - fairies are female.
So an atom walks into a bar...
He says, "Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron." The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says , "Yeah, I'm positive."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
A photon walks into a bar. He sees his friend on the other side of the room, so he waves.
Why is the sand so quiet?
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Light...
Two physicists are in a dark room. The first physicist suggests they turn on a light. The second physicist says "does light really matter?" The first one replies "no, it waves".
How does a blond cross the road?
A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store.
The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?"
The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"
Why is your mother like the universe?
They both create gravity waves when they bang.
You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle...
They moo in mysterious waves
A blonde woman waves a cab
She asks the cab driver
"How much do you charge to drive me to the nearest airport?"
The cab driver answers
"Around 20 bucks"
The woman then says "I'm carrying luggage, do these get charged?"
Driver: "No, i don't charge for luggage"
The woman smiles, leaves her luggage in the cab and then says
"see you at the airport then, ill take the bus"
A man gets on an airplane
Phil gets on an airplane and starts looking for a seat. As he's walking toward the nearest window seat, he notices his friend Jack at the back of the plane. Phil waves his hand and says, Hi, Jack!
Phil was arrested and detained for seven hours.
A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick
The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!
A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there.
So he waves.
Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
What do you call a dude who's learning to ride the waves?
A training brah.
So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...
... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely a**.... So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.
Scientists detected gravitational waves directly for the first time
Your mom's gonna get half the Nobel prize.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat down...
the LIGO detected gravitational waves
Your parents are so fat...
scientists detect gravitational waves when they have s**...
Yo mama so fat...
... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves.
OR
... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity.
How does gravity greet itself?
It just waves
Did you hear the news about the collision between two black holes?
It's really making waves.
Sweetheart, you remind me the sea.
>Why? is it because of my beautiful blue eyes reminding you the ocean's water?
No
>I know, it's because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.
Not really.
>So it's my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?
Nope.
>So what is it then?
You make me sick.
A man with a gun walks in to a bar...
He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
A Jew gets robbed
The thief points a gun threateningly at the Jew, "Your money or your life!"
The Jew stops in his tracks and does nothing.
The thief waves the gun. "I said, your money or your life!!!!"
The Jew says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
What do army ants have in common with m**... dolphins?
Both come in waves...
Biker walks into a bar...
A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Seems no one wants to say hi to me anymore.
They used to come in waves...
Guy walks into a bar with a unholsteret gun
Entering he waves it in the air shouting
"This is a 8 round loaded 1911, now tell me who slept with my wife!"
Shortly after you hear a yelling from the background.
"YOU NEED MORE AMMO!"
Do you know the way little children run towards the waves of the ocean but back up the very last second?
That's the exact same way I flirt with girls
What did the scientist say when he got hit with gamma waves?
Ouch! That Hertz.
Son : Mom, Dad... I'm gay.
Dad : *Raising his right hand*
Mom : No , don't you dare!
Dad : *Sweating profusely*
Mom : Don't do it!
Dad : *waves at son* Hi gay , Im Dad.
Son : No Dad, I'm serious!
Dad : You're serious? I thought you were gay!
Son : I'm not serious!
Dad and Mom : Good.
Blind dude...
Young blind dude walks in front of a fresh fish store. He stops and waves and says:
"Hello girls! I love you all!"
What do waves and weaboos have in common?
They both bring down japan
I guess having tinted windows makes you a j**....
No one waves at me anymore.
There are these 2 waves in the ocean
One says to the other, "Let'**... the beach." The other one says "Shore."
Why aren't tsunamis and tidal waves always in the news...
...since they're both current events...
How does Mike Rowe cook his dinner?
He waves.
[Mike Rowe waves](#spoiler)
I love when the ocean waves hit me hard and then pick me back up...
It reminds me of how my stepfather treats me
My s**... attraction to the ocean fluctuates..
.. you know, it comes in waves.
Three women are getting dressed in the locker room of a country club when a man runs in n**... with a bag over his head...
He waves his e**... around and streaks out again.
"Well, that's certainly not MY husband!" the first woman huffs to the others.
"No. That's definitely not your husband," the second woman answers.
"He's not even a member of this club!" says the third woman.
Does the beach wave back when the ocean waves?
No, but it appreciates the sediment.
Did you see the study on how the moon affects the earth?
Apparently it's making waves
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
Every once in a while, I want to tell a joke about waves.
It's just a phase in my life.
Two vampires walk into a bar
Two vampires sit down at a bar. The first vampire orders a glass of blood but the second one just asks for a cup of hot water.
The first vampire is surprised by this and remarks "Just water? Are you feeling alright?"
The second vampire waves him off and pulls a dripping t**... from his coat pocket "Yes yes I'm just in the mood for some tea!"
A biker walks into a bar...
...and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile. The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Waves passed through an average-sized psychic.
He's a medium medium-medium.
Why did the waves blush?
Because the seaweed.
Why do you want to avoid the beach when the Army is there?
Groups of soldiers come in waves.
A man lines up for food in Soviet Russia...
After two hours of waiting he gets his turn and offers his bowl.
Out of soup. says the officer in charge and waves him aside.
The man refuses to leave. He tosses the bowl on the table and curses the regime for failing his starving family.
The officer motions to the guards and they wrestle the ranting man away. As they shove him outside, one says to the man:
Back then we could've shot you in the snow, comrade.
The man goes back home to his wife. She sees him looking glum as he walks in and asks:
Ran out of soup again?
Even worse, he replied. They ran out of bullets.
Why is the ocean so friendly and approachable?
Because it always waves.
Why does it feel hot when a midget waves at you?
Cos it's a Microwave
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because no one ever waves back
What's it called when a short person waves?
Microwave
"I wish for gender equality!"
*the genie waves his wand.*
"Well, I'm not sure how you guys will repopulate, but that's on you."
After building the wall, Trump to build an electromagnetic barrier to prevent foreign bees from entering the U.S. by sending waves that interfere with their communication.
Trump is strictly against Global Swarming
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him
"Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks.
"She's no one," he responds.
But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my mistress."
"And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks.
"That's Bob's mistress," the man replies.
"Ours is prettier."
Who is New Orleans's least favorite band?
Katrina and the Waves
When a short person waves at you...
It's a microwave.
A dog accountant runs to see his boss, all excited
Boss! Boss! The numbers are through the woof!!
* waves tail *
Jesus waves at a Samaritan, and the Samaritan waves back. What happened when he waves at a Roman?
He left him hanging.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes in the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book. He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water"
Guy stops the car at the red light
Looks around and notices a beautiful girl.
He waves, she waves back. He winks, she winks.
He opens the window, she opens the window.
Then he asks "What's up? You also f**...?"
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach.
A biologist, a physicist, and a chemist go to the beach for the first time.
The biologist is amazed at the birds, the seaweed, the fish. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is over his head. He drowns.
The physicist is mesmerized by the waves. The amplitude. The periodicity. The reflections. He goes into the water for a closer look. Pretty soon the water is aslo over his head. He drowns.
The chemist is sitting on the beach making notes in his lab book.
He writes, "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
A guy gets stranded on a deserted island with only a goat for company...
After a few months, the goat starts looking a bit enticing. Finally the guy sneaks up behind the goat. As he's about to do the deed, the goat walks off. This goes on for a few months.
One day the guy wakes up to find a beautiful young woman half-drowned in the waves off the island. He rescues her. She's so glad to be alive she says, "I'll do anything for you". The guy thinks for a minute and says, "ANYthing?" She replies, "Yep, Ill do ANYTHING".
So the guy says, "Great, can you hold on to this goat for a minute?"
Why do waves always head toward land?
Because it's the only direction they're shore of.
A young boy passes a brothel on his way home from school when
the lady of the house leans forward and waves her pinky finger at him. "Hi little boy", she laughs.
He asks her, "why do you wave like that?"
She holds up her pinky finger again, "well, that's how little 'it' is".
The next day the boy strolls by and the lady does the same. "Hi little boy" she jests, waving her pinky finger in the air.
The little boy puts a finger in each corner of his mouth, stretching it as wide as possible and says, "hiya big lady".

