Wave Jokes
145 wave jokes and hilarious wave puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wave that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bring some fun to any conversation with some great wave jokes! Whether you're talking about sound waves, heat waves, hair waves or even tidal surges, you're sure to find something to get everyone laughing. Impress your friends and help Greenpeace with these wave jokes!
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Funniest Wave Short Jokes
Short wave jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wave humour may include short wind jokes also.
- America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona By keeping the first one going
- A gorgeous woman waved to me at the beach yesterday. But there was no way I was swimming out that far, to talk to her.
- Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
- I waved the waitress over to our table. I said, "Could you get the bill for us?"
She said, "Absolutely."
I said, "Thanks. We're kind of broke." - Magician: I can make anything disappear! Tom: (holding up a cup) Really? Make my tea disappear.
Magician: (waves hand) Done!
om: (looks in cup) It didn't work. - I saw someone waving but didn't wave back because I wasn't sure if they were waving at me or the guy behind me. An hour later I got fired as a lifeguard
- A good looking girl waved at me today… but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
- I just waved a $100 bill to a homeless guy on the other side of the highway Welcome to my version of Frogger
- Did you hear about the librarian that was killed in an earthquake? She was crushed by a title wave.
- I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm.
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Wave One Liners
Which wave one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wave? I can suggest the ones about wand and wick.
- Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back.
- What did the black holes say when they collided? Nothing, they just waved.
(Sorry) - How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese? With a big wave.
- How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave
- Why did the girl not want to date the communist? He was waving a lot of red flags.
- What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave.
- How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave
- Why do Russians wear white armbands so they have something to wave when they surrender
- How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians? A big wave.
- Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back.
- Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today
- I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car Now everyone waves at me
- What did the water say to the boat? Nothing. It just waved.
- Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
- What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave.
Hair Wave Jokes
Here is a list of funny hair wave jokes and even better hair wave puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I used to have wavy hair Turns out it was waving goodbye
- My hair is wavy. It waves goodbye.
Heat Wave Jokes
Here is a list of funny heat wave jokes and even better heat wave puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do fans do at hot, summer football games? Heat waves.
- What do you call an amoeba that heats things up? A microbe-wave
- Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave. They should always be Luke warm.
- What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? "UK m8?"
- Why is hot friendlier than cold? Because heat waves but cold snaps.
- If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?
- This heat wave is like the Republican Party It's some Southern nonsense.
Sound Wave Jokes
Here is a list of funny sound wave jokes and even better sound wave puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What Do Sound Waves Say To Girls They Meet Online? Send nodes.
- The sound waves from most noises will bounce off the walls of a room until they eventually dissipate, but the sound that a pigeon makes doesn't do that This is because a coo sticks
- Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz
- Where do musical notes go surfing? On sound waves.
- I tried to wave at my friend over there, but he could only hear it. When he waved back, I also heard the same sound sound. Guess it's a sine.
- What do ghosts and sound waves have in common? They both need a medium to be heard!
- What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz
- 2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly c**... into each other.
The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"
The second wave says "Oh I'm fine
It just Hertz"
Witty Wave Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about wave you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean velocity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wave pranks.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared.
I thought, "Thats the biggest wave I've ever seen."
Lady barges into radio shack
She grabs at the nearest employee and exclaims:
"I need a pack of double A batteries RIGHT NOW!"
The employee, flustered, replies: "All right, stay calm and just ... come this way", as he gestures her to follow him with a wave of his fingers.
She yells "If I could do that, I wouldn't need the batteries!"
An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"
A Shlep on the Beach
A woman is at the beach with her grandson when a huge wave suddenly washes the boy out to sea. Grief-stricken, she falls on her knees, looks up to the sky and implores: "Oh God, return my grandson to me and I'll give all my money to the synagogue and devote my life to prayer and good works!"
Suddenly, the clouds part, the sky clears and another wave washes the boy back on the beach, completely unharmed. Once again the woman looks up to the heavens and cries out:
"He had a hat!"
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
You wave at her.
A man on fire
A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.
Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
How do you get a one armed newfie out of a tree?
Wave.
Why did the water cross the ocean?
Because it wanted to wave at the sand!
My 5 year old son asked the question and my wife answered it. Gotta love it.
My attempt at a s**... math joke
A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is m**.... After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."
Why do hippies wave their arms around at concerts?
To keep the music out of their eyes.
Jokes for the SJW
What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS t**...? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.
The Pope and Hillary Clinton
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."
His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.
How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
A Jewish grandmother is walking on the beach with her grandson...
Suddenly, a rogue wave comes in and sweeps the grandson out to sea. Distraught, the grandmother looks to the sky and says, "Oh god, i have always been true and faithful to you. Please bring my grandson back." And with that, another wave comes in and deposits the grandson safely on the shore. The grandmother once again looks to the sky and says, "He had a hat."
Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and r**...?
Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up.
So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...
... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely a**.... So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.
How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?
Wave to him!
A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint.
The barman says, "here you go, but why the long phase?"
A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)
The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"
After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her f**... before she died?
To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party
Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says...
"With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. Joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy."
Hillary says "I'll believe that when I see it."
And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, and slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.
Why is the Ocean Salty?
Because the Beach didn't wave back.
A photon both raises his hand and shouts "Goodbye!"
It's a wave and a parting call.
A Chinese kid and a Black kid
I was walking today and saw a Chinese kid and black kid wave at each other, whenI saw this it gave me hope for the future, or another Rush Hour movie.
Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future...
Rush Hour 4!
A Jewish Grandmother and her Grandson are walking on the beach...
When a wave comes over the grandson and takes him under. The grandmother falls to her knees and begs, "Oh God! Please bring back my grandson!"
Another wave crashes, and the grandson is soaked, but otherwise unharmed. The grandmother looks to the skies and says, "Where's his hat?"
Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad...
At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?
The micro wave.
Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave?
It hertz a lot
The electromagnetic wave arrived at the hotel, when the hotelier asks...
"Do you have any baggage to check in?" - "No, I'm traveling light."
I recently had s**... with a girl who I thought I was legal age
A wave of horror came over me when I noticed her toe tag said "15 years old"
Ripple
Its when a group of midgets do the wave.
How do you make a guy with one arm fall out of a tree?
Wave
How do you get a 1 armed man out of a tree
Wave
A mathematician is paying for his groceries...
A mathmatician is paying for his groceries and the cashier asks for him to write his signature. He draws a single wave on the pad. When he sees the cashiers' confused look he says, "What? it says 'sign here'."
What did the wave call its grandmother?
Gamma!
Yo mamas glasses so thick
when she looks at a map, she can see people wave
What is it called when a wave hits you in the face?
A beach slap.
My Texan friends really seem to love German cars.
Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, "Audi!"
A quantum object turns from wave to a particle...
"It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"
Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.
Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.
He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.
As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, it's just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.
That I married you only for your money.
Does the beach wave back when the ocean waves?
No, but it appreciates the sediment.
What do you call a Quantum Physicist's signature?
A wave function.
The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a crowd...
The Pope turns to Trump and says, "Did you know that with a single wave of my hand, I can make this entire crowd go wild? Their joy will not be a momentary passing emotion either, but will live on in their hearts each time they tell someone of this day."
Trump replies, "What?! With one wave of your SAD hand? I doubt it."
So the Pope slapped him.
Waves passed through an average-sized psychic.
He's a medium medium-medium.
I waved at a feminist yesterday ...
Does anyone have bail money?
there's a debate over whether light is a particle or wave.
it's very polarizing
I walked passed the sea and thought I saw a severed hand floating
Turns out it was just a wave
A speech to remember
The pope and Donald Trump are addressing the United States and a large crowd of people is in front of them. The Pope turns to Mr. Trump and says With one wave of my hand I can make all of these people love me forever.
Mr. Trump says. No, I don't think you could.
The Pope then asks, Should I show you? And Trump nods.
The pope then raises his hand and backhands Trump. The entire crowd cheers.
Why are the oceans so blue??
Because the islands never wave back.
How do you get an one-armed person down a tree
Wave at them
The Pope and Trump are in front of a large crowd
The Pope leaned over to Trump and whispered in his ear, With one wave of my hand everyone in this room will rejoice.
Trump whispered back, Prove it.
So the Pope raised his hand and slapped him.
A mother is watching her son play on the beach
when a huge wave comes and takes him into the waters. She looks up and pleads, "Please God, save my son! He means so much to me. Please bring him back."
A couple of seconds later, another huge wave comes and washes the boy back onto the sand, good as new. She looks back up to the sky and says:
"Hey! He had a hat!"
What is the easiest way to get a one-armed monkey hanging from a tree to fall?
You wave.
What is schrodinger's wave?
a person may be simultaneously waving at you and waving at the person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn behind.
In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...
Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee
Two sailors are on deck looking out to sea.
In the distance, a huge hand rises from the water.
It keeps rising as the wrist and forearm become visible, the fingers stretching into the air. It wobbles back and forward then falls, crashing into the sea.
One sailor turns to the other and asks, 'Did you see the size of that wave?
The United States appears to be successfully avoiding a second wave
By keeping the first wave going
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC
As Trump flies in his helicopter over DC, he says to Melania:
Look, there are a million Trump fans gathered in the streets to wave to me.
She says: No, Donald. There are five million. But they are only waving with one finger each.
Pence is right that there won't be a second wave of Coronavirus.
We'd have to stop the first wave for that to happen
What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave?
Radish
My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races
But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race
What's the best way to prevent the second wave of the Coronavirus?
Not let the first one end.
What do feminists and pandemics have in common?
The 3rd wave is the worst
I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms.
But it really separated the room.
I was expecting more coherence.
What does a teacher with a surfboard do at the beach?
He prepares for the second wave.
What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?
It hurtz
If someone was writing a book about tsunamis...
If someone was writing a book about tsunamis and they suddenly got a rush of ideas on what to call it, would that be considered a title wave?
