The Best 81 Wave Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wave jokes. There are some wave momentary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wave particle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wave Jokes and Puns

I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared.

I thought, "Thats the biggest wave I've ever seen."

Lady barges into radio shack

She grabs at the nearest employee and exclaims:

"I need a pack of double A batteries RIGHT NOW!"

The employee, flustered, replies: "All right, stay calm and just ... come this way", as he gestures her to follow him with a wave of his fingers.

She yells "If I could do that, I wouldn't need the batteries!"

I just waved a $100 bill to a homeless guy on the other side of the highway

Welcome to my version of Frogger

Wave joke, I just waved a $100 bill to a homeless guy on the other side of the highway

Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday

But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

An ultralow frequency sine wave radiates into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, why the long phase?"


A Shlep on the Beach

A woman is at the beach with her grandson when a huge wave suddenly washes the boy out to sea. Grief-stricken, she falls on her knees, looks up to the sky and implores: "Oh God, return my grandson to me and I'll give all my money to the synagogue and devote my life to prayer and good works!"

Suddenly, the clouds part, the sky clears and another wave washes the boy back on the beach, completely unharmed. Once again the woman looks up to the heavens and cries out:

"He had a hat!"

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave at her.

Wave joke, How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

2 sound waves... (OC)

...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other.

The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"

The second wave says "Oh I'm fine

It just Hertz"

A man on fire

A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.

Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day

It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.

"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"

There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.

"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"

The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.

"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"

Now the church was completely silent.

After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"

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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.

How do you get a one armed newfie out of a tree?

Wave.

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

Why did the water cross the ocean?

Because it wanted to wave at the sand!

My 5 year old son asked the question and my wife answered it. Gotta love it.

My attempt at a sexy math joke

A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is missionary. After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into the bathroom, and comes out a couple of minutes later. The sine wave says "well is it negative or positive?" and the cosine wave says "no, it's tangent."

The Pope and Hillary Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."

His Holiness then backhanded Hillary and knocked her off the stage! The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Wave joke, How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Jewish grandmother is walking on the beach with her grandson...

Suddenly, a rogue wave comes in and sweeps the grandson out to sea. Distraught, the grandmother looks to the sky and says, "Oh god, i have always been true and faithful to you. Please bring my grandson back." And with that, another wave comes in and deposits the grandson safely on the shore. The grandmother once again looks to the sky and says, "He had a hat."

Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however...

And it hertz

So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...

... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely apeshit. So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.


How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint.

The barman says, "here you go, but why the long phase?"

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?

with a big wave

After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died?

To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party

Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says...

"With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. Joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy."

Hillary says "I'll believe that when I see it."

And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, and slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.

A Chinese kid and a Black kid

I was walking today and saw a Chinese kid and black kid wave at each other, whenI saw this it gave me hope for the future, or another Rush Hour movie.

Today, I saw a black guy wave to an Asian from across the street. It gives me hope for the future...

Rush Hour 4!

A Jewish Grandmother and her Grandson are walking on the beach...

When a wave comes over the grandson and takes him under. The grandmother falls to her knees and begs, "Oh God! Please bring back my grandson!"

Another wave crashes, and the grandson is soaked, but otherwise unharmed. The grandmother looks to the skies and says, "Where's his hat?"

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad...

At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave?

It hertz a lot

The electromagnetic wave arrived at the hotel, when the hotelier asks...

"Do you have any baggage to check in?" - "No, I'm traveling light."

I recently had sex with a girl who I thought I was legal age

A wave of horror came over me when I noticed her toe tag said "15 years old"

Ripple

Its when a group of midgets do the wave.

How do you make a guy with one arm fall out of a tree?

Wave

How do you get a 1 armed man out of a tree

Wave

A mathematician is paying for his groceries...

A mathmatician is paying for his groceries and the cashier asks for him to write his signature. He draws a single wave on the pad. When he sees the cashiers' confused look he says, "What? it says 'sign here'."

What did the wave call its grandmother?

Gamma!

My Texan friends really seem to love German cars.

Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, "Audi!"

A quantum object turns from wave to a particle...

"It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"

I waved the waitress over to our table.

I said, "Could you get the bill for us?"

She said, "Absolutely."

I said, "Thanks. We're kind of broke."

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.
He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.
As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, it's just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.
That I married you only for your money.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back.

Does the beach wave back when the ocean waves?

No, but it appreciates the sediment.

there's a debate over whether light is a particle or wave.

it's very polarizing

How do you say goodbye to 20,000 Japanese?

With a big wave.

Why are the oceans so blue??

Because the islands never wave back.

Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave.

They should always be Luke warm.

How do you get an one-armed person down a tree

Wave at them

The Pope and Trump are in front of a large crowd

The Pope leaned over to Trump and whispered in his ear, With one wave of my hand everyone in this room will rejoice.

Trump whispered back, Prove it.

So the Pope raised his hand and slapped him.

A mother is watching her son play on the beach

when a huge wave comes and takes him into the waters. She looks up and pleads, "Please God, save my son! He means so much to me. Please bring him back."
A couple of seconds later, another huge wave comes and washes the boy back onto the sand, good as new. She looks back up to the sky and says:

"Hey! He had a hat!"

What is the easiest way to get a one-armed monkey hanging from a tree to fall?

You wave.

What is schrodinger's wave?

a person may be simultaneously waving at you and waving at the person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn behind.

In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook's right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...

Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee

How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians?

A big wave.

Two sailors are on deck looking out to sea.

In the distance, a huge hand rises from the water.

It keeps rising as the wrist and forearm become visible, the fingers stretching into the air. It wobbles back and forward then falls, crashing into the sea.

One sailor turns to the other and asks, 'Did you see the size of that wave?

America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona

By keeping the first one going

Pence is right that there won't be a second wave of Coronavirus.

We'd have to stop the first wave for that to happen

What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave?

Radish

My friend was angry when NASCAR banned the Confederate flag from the races

But he got angrier when I pointed out they still wave it on the final lap every race

I tried to make a joke about identical frequencies and wave forms.

But it really separated the room.

I was expecting more coherence.

What does a teacher with a surfboard do at the beach?

He prepares for the second wave.

What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hurtz

If someone was writing a book about tsunamis...

If someone was writing a book about tsunamis and they suddenly got a rush of ideas on what to call it, would that be considered a title wave?

I saw Covid walking down the street

It waved at me, I waved at it, it stopped. Then, a few seconds later, it started waving again, and got upset when I didn't reciprocate. I didn't know there was gonna be a second wave.

The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

The Pope says to Trump, Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!

Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!

So the Pope slapped him.

An ultra low frequency sine wave walk into a bar.

The bartender says, Why the long phase?

Joe Biden and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

As they are waving to everyone, Biden leans towards Trump saying,

Did you know, that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? Also, this joy will not be merely a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts, and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!

Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Come on, show me!

So Biden slapped him.

My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

Did you hear about the librarian that was killed in an earthquake?

She was crushed by a title wave.

A group of physicists held a beach party. They had fun so made it an annual event.

It's becoming a really popular wave function.

Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow through it.

I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.

What does one ocean says to the other?

Nothing, they wave.

Why do waves always head toward land?

Because it's the only direction they're shore of.

What is tiny and gets washed ashore?

A micro wave

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.

It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.

A woman is giving birth on a boat

The baby comes out, but a sudden wave causes the boat to rock and the child is sent tumbling overboard into the ocean. The parents are horrified, until they see that the child is miraculously floating in the water, completely unharmed.

It's a buoy.

After major accidents with lots of preventable injuries, there's always a wave of lawsuits.

The sue-nami.

Dad, what is evolution?

Dad: it's when smart people get fully vaccinated before the big delta wave

A young boy passes a brothel on his way home from school when

the lady of the house leans forward and waves her pinky finger at him. "Hi little boy", she laughs.

He asks her, "why do you wave like that?"

She holds up her pinky finger again, "well, that's how little 'it' is".

The next day the boy strolls by and the lady does the same. "Hi little boy" she jests, waving her pinky finger in the air.

The little boy puts a finger in each corner of his mouth, stretching it as wide as possible and says, "hiya big lady".

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