Watt Jokes

Funniest Watt Short Jokes

Short watt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The watt humour may include short voltage jokes also.

1. An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
   electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
2. I walk into a hardware store.. "Any two-watt bulbs?"
   "For what?"
   "That'll do. I'll take two."
   "Two what?"
   "I thought you didn't have any. "
   "Any what?"
   "Yes please."
3. My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day... Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."
4. What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
5. A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier... Got any 2 watt bulbs?
   For what?
   That'll do I'll take two.
   Two what?
   I thought you didn't have any.
   Any what?
   Ok then!
6. What is the unit to express joules per second? Sorry, watt is the unit to express joules per second.
7. An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
   He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
8. An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted. He died before he even knew watts up.
9. What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
   Baby don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   N-ohm-ore.
   N-ohm-ore.
10. Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts.
    I'll see myself out now.

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Watt One Liners

Which watt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with watt? I can suggest the ones about wand and wick.

1. You're a unit of power, Harry. Harry: I'm a watt?
2. I was gonna tell a joke about Electricity, But I forgot Watt it was.
3. "You're a unit of electrical energy, Harry." "I'm a watt?"
4. What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine? I love you watts and watts
5. Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?
6. What did the blonde say after the lesson on electricity? Watt?
7. What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb? Watt up
8. Watt is love? Baby, don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   No mho.
9. Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements You'll never believe Watt's number 6
10. What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!
11. I just got electrocuted. It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?
12. My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt
13. I was going to make a joke about electricity but then I was like watt no that's terrible
14. What did the resistor say to the capacitor? Watt's up. ^^^I'm ^^^^Sorry
15. Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???

Watt Light Jokes

Here is a list of funny watt light jokes and even better watt light puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs And they're just not watt they used to be
• Hagrid: you're a light bulb Harry! Harry Potter: I'm a watt!?
• What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!
• What did the deaf light bulb say? Watt?
• What did the light say when the light switch nudged him? Watt?

Humorous Watt Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about watt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ohms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make watt pranks.