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67 watt jokes and hilarious watt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about watt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Watt Short Jokes

Short watt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The watt humour may include short voltage jokes also.

  1. An electrician comes home late.... Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
    electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I."
  2. I walk into a hardware store.. "Any two-watt bulbs?"
    "For what?"
    "That'll do. I'll take two."
    "Two what?"
    "I thought you didn't have any. "
    "Any what?"
    "Yes please."
  3. My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day... Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."
  4. What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.
  5. A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier... Got any 2 watt bulbs?
    For what?
    That'll do I'll take two.
    Two what?
    I thought you didn't have any.
    Any what?
    Ok then!
  6. What is the unit to express joules per second? Sorry, watt is the unit to express joules per second.
  7. An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
    He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
  8. An electrician was working at an apartment when he got electrocuted. He died before he even knew watts up.
  9. What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
    Baby don't hertz me.
    Don't hertz me.
    N-ohm-ore.
    N-ohm-ore.
  10. Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts.
    I'll see myself out now.

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Watt One Liners

Which watt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with watt? I can suggest the ones about wand and wick.

  1. You're a unit of power, Harry. Harry: I'm a watt?
  2. I was gonna tell a joke about Electricity, But I forgot Watt it was.
  3. "You're a unit of electrical energy, Harry." "I'm a watt?"
  4. What did the lightbulb say to his Valentine? I love you watts and watts
  5. Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?
  6. What did the blonde say after the lesson on electricity? Watt?
  7. What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb? Watt up
  8. Watt is love? Baby, don't hertz me.
    Don't hertz me.
    No mho.
  9. Buzzfeed did a top 10 list of power measurements You'll never believe Watt's number 6
  10. What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!
  11. I just got electrocuted. It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?
  12. My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt
  13. I was going to make a joke about electricity but then I was like watt no that's terrible
  14. What did the resistor say to the capacitor? Watt's up. ^^^I'm ^^^^Sorry
  15. Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???

Watt Light Jokes

Here is a list of funny watt light jokes and even better watt light puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • They changed the power of my favourite light bulbs And they're just not watt they used to be
  • Hagrid: you're a light bulb Harry! Harry Potter: I'm a watt!?
  • What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!
  • What did the deaf light bulb say? Watt?
  • What did the light say when the light switch nudged him? Watt?
Watt joke, What did the light say when the light switch nudged him?

Humorous Watt Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about watt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ohms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make watt pranks.

Just a Science Question for y'all.

Watt is the unit for power?

Does anyone know watt is the unit for power?

My friend explained to me how the work of electricity was measured...

I just sat there like watt...

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar

Watt?

Reading it one time might be not enough.

-"Hello, are you there?"
-"Yes, who are you please?"
-"I'm Watt"
-"What's your name?"
-"Watt's my name."
-"Yes, what's your name?"
-"My name is John Watt"
-"John what?"
-"Yes. Are you Jones?"
-"No, I'm Knott"
-"Will you tell me your name then?"
-"Will Knot"
-"Why not?"
-"My name is Knott"
-"Knot what?"
-"Not Watt, Knott."
-"What?"

You're a measurement of energy Harry

I'M A WATT!?

Yerr a unit of power Harry!

Im a watt?

Hagrid: Your a measure of power, Harry.

Harry: I'm a watt?

Did you hear how the deaf electrician asked his friend to repeat what he said?

Watt?

My new 1000 watt sound system is great!

I can control the volume of my neighbors b**... on my door.

My electricity bill was running suspiciously high

Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

What does an electrician say when you talk gibberish?

Watt are you talking about?

Can someone help me?

Watt is the unit of power?

Wich item asks the most questions in a hardware store?

The 60 watt bulb

Two physicists are walking down a hallway

One says, "kilogrammetersquaredpersecondcubed"
The second responds, "Watt?"

Samuel L. Jackson is obsessed with the SI unit of power.

He keeps telling me to say watt again.

An electrician walks into a bar

Bartender says Watt are you drinking today?

Currently.

Currently, it's better to be direct than to alternate between weak lines or else she might get confused and ask watt you doing.

I just electrocuted myself

How do you current-ly feel?
I'm kind of shocked
Watt, I didn't hear you
I said it hertz a lot

A man once advised me to not waste electricity. "Using more power results in more electricity bills"

I told myself,

***Watt good advice***

What do Wattpad and Minute Maid have in common?

Both make lemons, but neither does it well.

A guy goes to the store to get a lightbulb

He goes to the cashier and asks:
Him: Do you have any two watt bulbs?
Cashier: For what?
Him: That'd do, I'll take two.
Cashier: Two what?
Him: I thought you didn't have any.
Cashier: Any what?
Him: Yes please.

A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

"Have you any two watt bulbs?"
"For what?"
"That'll do, I'll take two."
"Two what?"
"I thought you didn't have any."
"Any what?"
"Yes please!"

Student doing test: The unit of power equivalent to 1 joule per second is called the [....]

Friend leans over: Watt is the answer
Student: I don't know, I've been trying to figure it out

REM got it wrong, Kenneth

Hertz is the frequency. Watt is power.

Imagine my delight yesterday when my 6yr old told me her new teacher's name is Mrs Watt.

Cue about 10mins of me asking "What's her name?"
And her saying "Mrs Watt"
"I don't know, you tell me, what's her name?"
"Mrs Watt"
"What?"
"Yes"
"What's her name?"
"Mrs Watt"
...
...
...

My electricians a great guy. I told him I was worried about my set for my upcoming standup gig and couldn't figure out what material to use.

He just stared me in the eyes and said, "it's all about the crowds energy, joule know watt to use"

How many deaf electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Watt?

You're an electrical measurement, Harry

I'm a watt

Watt joke, I was gonna tell a joke about Electricity,

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