Wats Up Jokes

Funniest Wats Up Short Jokes

Short wats up jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wats up humour may include short whats up jokes also.

1. *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR"
   whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
   "GROWL"
   hmm
   "SHOUT"
   hmmm
   "YELL"
   hmmmmm
   "HOLLER"
   oh its a thesaurus"
2. What's the difference between top jokes, and a repost? Wait.. theres actually a difference? wat
3. A r**... and a midget get into an accident The midget gets out of his car, hands on his hips and squeak angrily, "I am not happy!"
   The r**... spits and drawls "so which one are you?"
4. My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table
5. [goes for walk-in interview, sees ex on panel] ex: tell me about myself me: wat ex: it's always about you, isn't it? me: but.. ex: we're so done

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Wats Up One Liners

Which wats up one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wats up? I can suggest the ones about hows and wake up.

1. Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra.
2. If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
   Chocolate filled.
3. Where did the confused Cambodian go ? Angkor wat
4. Kidneys init British boy: Yo, Wat does a kidney do blud?
    
   Generic boy: Yes
5. What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms.
6. Cambodia Kingdom of Wonder Angkor Wat
7. How to be Jesus Water
   Wate
   Wat
   Wa
   W
   Wi
   Win
   Wine
8. A farmer walks into a bar Wat in tarnation???
9. What did sushi A day to sushi B.... Wasabi Hahaaahh get it like Wats up b?
10. wat u call teenage genie geniebopper
11. hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet william ratner his rat
12. wat did one angry archaeologist say to the other ive gotta bone to pick with you
13. "You're a joulepersecond!" "Wat?"
    "Exactly."
14. Wat is donald drumpf's nick name? h**... lol!!1111!!!!!
15. Wat is een ander woord voor een donor-a**...? Kringloopspier

Cheerful Wats Up Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about wats up you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whiskey up jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wats up pranks.