The Best 23 Wats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wats jokes. There are some wats broadband jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wats wot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wats Jokes and Puns

If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor -

- then Who is.

Watson returns from work one day...

and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl.

"Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Wats joke, How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes...

"Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"

"Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"


Watson asks Holmes

What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together.

Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies..

Elementary! My dear Watson

Wats joke, Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock rep

How does Watson get his things done?

Through *sheer luck*

Watson was hosting a party.

Sherlock Holmes, however, was upset when there was nothing to put his tortilla chip in.

"No dip, Sherlock."

Dr. Watson: How young is too young?

Elementary school, my dear Watson

Dr. Watson: Sherlock, what type of rocks are these? They seem to made up of smaller materials.

Sherlock: Sedimentary my dear Watson!

You can explore wats dialup reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean wats modi dad jokes. There are also wats puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did Watson say when he and Holmes got stranded on a desert island?

"No ship Sherlock"

Dr. Watson catches Sherlock having sex with a young girl...

Dr. Watson catches Sherlock having sex with a young girl and says:
Sherlock, what are you doing? This girl looks like she's in middle school.
Sherlock: Elementary, dear Watson.

Watson: Sherlock, what kind of rock do you think this is?

Sherlock: Sedimentary, my dear Watson

Watson didn't make much money working for Sherlock Holmes

Too many deductions

How do you get Dr Watson out of a pub?

"Come on now, don't you have Holmes to go to?"

Wats joke, How do you get Dr Watson out of a pub?

Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow.

"What on earth is that, Holmes?"

"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."

Watson walks in on Sherlock in bed with a girl much younger than himself.

As she hastily covers herself and leaves the room Watson looks at her and says

"Jesus, is she in highschool?"

To which Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson!"

Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes' diverse set of skills, as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting...

To which Sherlock replied, Why, that's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.


Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?

Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

Why was watson a good mortgage agent?

He works well with holmes

Watson: But Holmes, how did you solve the case of the Rock Killer?

Sedimentary, my dear Watson

But did you get it?

If Watson isn't the famous doctor, then Who is.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wats shat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wats lec piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes