Wats Jokes
34 wats jokes and hilarious wats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wats Short Jokes
Short wats jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wats humour may include short wats up jokes also.
- *dinosaur at zoo roars at me* "ROAR"
whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this
"GROWL"
hmm
"SHOUT"
hmmm
"YELL"
hmmmmm
"HOLLER"
oh its a thesaurus" - What's the difference between top jokes, and a repost? Wait.. theres actually a difference? wat
- A r**... and a midget get into an accident The midget gets out of his car, hands on his hips and squeak angrily, "I am not happy!"
The r**... spits and drawls "so which one are you?" - My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table
- [goes for walk-in interview, sees ex on panel] ex: tell me about myself me: wat ex: it's always about you, isn't it? me: but.. ex: we're so done
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Wats One Liners
Which wats one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wats? I can suggest the ones about pig and telephone.
- Wat did the mermaid wear to her math exam? An algae-bra.
- If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled. - Where did the confused Cambodian go ? Angkor wat
- Kidneys init British boy: Yo, Wat does a kidney do blud?
Generic boy: Yes - What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms.
- Cambodia Kingdom of Wonder Angkor Wat
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Wine - A farmer walks into a bar Wat in tarnation???
- What did sushi A day to sushi B.... Wasabi Hahaaahh get it like Wats up b?
- wat u call teenage genie geniebopper
- hey wat was lenard nimoys favorite pet william ratner his rat
- wat did one angry archaeologist say to the other ive gotta bone to pick with you
- "You're a joulepersecond!" "Wat?"
"Exactly." - Wat is donald drumpf's nick name? h**... lol!!1111!!!!!
- Wat is een ander woord voor een donor-a**...? Kringloopspier
Cheeky Wats Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about wats you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean capital jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wats pranks.
Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes' diverse set of skills, as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting...
To which Sherlock replied, Why, that's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.
Dr. Watson catches Sherlock having s**... with a young girl...
Dr. Watson catches Sherlock having s**... with a young girl and says:
Sherlock, what are you doing? This girl looks like she's in middle school.
Sherlock: Elementary, dear Watson.
Watson walks in on Sherlock in bed with a girl much younger than himself.
As she hastily covers herself and leaves the room Watson looks at her and says
"Jesus, is she in highschool?"
To which Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson!"
Dr. Watson: How young is too young?
Elementary school, my dear Watson
Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow.
"What on earth is that, Holmes?"
"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
Watson: Sherlock, what kind of rock do you think this is?
Sherlock: Sedimentary, my dear Watson
Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract?
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Watson didn't make much money working for Sherlock Holmes
Too many deductions
If Watson isn't the most famous Doctor -
- then Who is.
Watson, what does constipated mean?
No s**... Sherlock
Dr. Watson, there has been a lot of break ins lately. Any idea what we should do?
Dr. Watson: Sure. Lock homes.
Dr. Watson: It seems like there are a lot of break ins lately.
Inspector: Any ideas what we should do?
Watson: Sure..Lock..Homes.
But did you get it?
If Watson isn't the famous doctor, then Who is.
Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes...
"Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"
"Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"
Watson: Which tree do we get lemons from?
Sherlock: Elementary, my dear Watson
What did Watson say when he and Holmes got stranded on a desert island?
"No ship Sherlock"
Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having s**.... He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies..
Elementary! My dear Watson
Watson asks Holmes
What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together.
