The Best 24 Waterproof Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Waterproof jokes. There are some waterproof depth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these waterproof fishermen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Waterproof Jokes and Puns

So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool.

I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty".

DIVING WITHOUT EQUIPMENT

Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you moron!"

I'm shocked...

Turns out toasters aren't waterproof.

Waterproof joke, I'm shocked...

You know what would make your bad day even worse?

Finding out your toaster is water-proof.

Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof

I was shocked.


Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay?

The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof.

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked!

Waterproof joke, When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

The moment I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof

I was shocked

when i found out my hairdryer wasn't waterproof...

i was shocked

Y'know what would be confusing?

Finding out that your toaster is waterproof

Blonde Inventions

The water-proof towel

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Solar powered flashlight

Submarine screen door

A book on how to read

Inflatable dart board

A dictionary index

Powdered water

Pedal powered wheel chair

Water proof tea bags

Zero proof alcohol

Reusable ice cubes

Skinless bananas

Do it yourself roadmap

You can explore waterproof equipment reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean waterproof raincoat dad jokes. There are also waterproof puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....

A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.

the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"

the genie claps his fingers and says "here, done"

the one from Newfoundland aks "is your wall waterproof?"
"uhh yeah?" responded the guy from quebec

"fill her up"

I found out today that my toaster is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

When I found out my microwave wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked!

It turns out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was shocked.

Waterproof joke, It turns out my toaster isn't waterproof

I went diving with a bunch of laundry.

It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.

Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.

My friend asked me

Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?

How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket?

Dry clean it

What will be the most useless invention?

A waterproof teabag


Awesome watch

I got an awesome watch for
my birthday. It was
waterproof, shockproof,
fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.

I lost it.

What do you call a rock star who always wears a waterproof coat?

Jon Poncho Vee

Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones..

Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.

Apple's CEO came out as gay

Samsung's CEO says he's gayer and was waterproof first

Water proof

I have been a virgin for 30 years

I guess you can say i'm waterproof

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the waterproof chalkboard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working waterproof diver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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