Waterproof Jokes
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Short waterproof jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waterproof humour may include short moist jokes also.
- So I broke my waterproof speaker, by throwing it into a pool. I filed a request for a new speaker, but the company responded "it's not our fault the pool was empty".
- You know what would make your bad day even worse? Finding out your toaster is water-proof.
- Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
- Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for
my birthday. It was
waterproof, shockproof,
fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof.
I lost it. - Now that Pokemon Go is a thing alongside waterproof phones.. Someone has probably caught a pikachu in the shower.
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Waterproof One Liners
Which waterproof one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waterproof? I can suggest the ones about underwater and aquatic.
- When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked!
- when i found out my hairdryer wasn't waterproof... i was shocked
- Y'know what would be confusing? Finding out that your toaster is waterproof
- What's the worst thing to find out the hard way? That your toaster is waterproof.
- how did God create ducks? "waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo"
- How do you wash a waterproof rain jacket? Dry clean it
- What will be the most useless invention? A waterproof teabag
- What do you call a rock star who always wears a waterproof coat? Jon Poncho Vee
- Apple's CEO came out as gay Samsung's CEO says he's gayer and was waterproof first
- The iPhone 7 is waterproof. It is also headphones-proof.
- What do you call a waterproof pen? Marine le Pen.
- The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks.
- Water proof I have been a v**... for 30 years
I guess you can say i'm waterproof
Comical Waterproof Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about waterproof you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rain coat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waterproof pranks.
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DIVING WITHOUT EQUIPMENT
Twenty feet below sea level, a diver notices another guy at the same depth with no scuba gear.
The diver goes down another 10 feet, and the guy joins him a minute later. The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
The diver takes out a waterproof pad and pencil and writes, "How are you able to stay this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the pencil and pad and writes, "I'm drowning, you m**...!"
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Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay?
The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof.
Blonde Inventions
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
A man from quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar....
A man from Quebec and a man from Newfoundland meet in a bar, one of them finds a lamp, he rubs it and a genie comes out, he grants the two with one wish each.
the guy from Quebec says "i want a big, 40 foot wall arround the entire province"
the genie claps his fingers and says "here, done"
the one from Newfoundland aks "is your wall waterproof?"
"uhh yeah?" responded the guy from quebec
"fill her up"
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Diving
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he was not wearing a scuba gear.
The diver went below another 20 ft but the guy joined him a few minutes later.
The diver went below 25 ft, but minutes later, the same guy joined him.
This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalk-and-board set, and wrote, "How the h**... are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?"
The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'M DROWNING s**...".
I went diving with a bunch of laundry.
It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.
Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.
My friend asked me
Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?
