The Best 6 Watergate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Watergate jokes. There are some watergate bodyguards jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these watergate aides puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Watergate Jokes and Puns

You know what Nixon did wrong?

He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you.

BREAKING NEWS: Comey caught promoting possible Trump hotel merger

After being fired Comey stated, "You won't be calling it The Watergate for much longer"

I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named -gate

The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock.

Let it be known that the movie Deepthroat...

...is NOT about Watergate or Richard Nixon.

I once met this prostitute that went by the nickname "Watergate"

I had no clue why until she began to deep throat me in a parking garage


Did you hear about the allegations that Kavanaugh threw ice on someone?

They're calling it Frozen Watergate

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the watergate testimony jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working watergate collusion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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