Waterfall Jokes
25 waterfall jokes and hilarious waterfall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about waterfall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Waterfall Short Jokes
Short waterfall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waterfall humour may include short rain falls jokes also.
- I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world... Turns out it was falls advertising.
- TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water. It's named Helen Keller Falls
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Waterfall One Liners
Which waterfall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waterfall? I can suggest the ones about water slide and fountain.
- What's the opposite of a waterfall? A firefly!
I will now leave. - Do you know what is the opposite of firefly? Waterfall
- What's the opposite of a firefly? A waterfall.
- Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?
- What happens when water trips over? waterfall
- What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell.
- What do you call a waterfall in the past? A waterfell
- Why did the "Chicken Soup Waterfall" attraction fail? Its stock was plummeting.
- Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut.
- What do fish that jump off of waterfalls say? Gera-nemo!
- Why are there so many waterfalls in Norway? Because the water is too heavy.
- Wait... Fireflies are just the opposite of Waterfalls
- Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? He wanted to see the waterfall.
Delightful Fun Waterfall Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about waterfall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean niagara falls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waterfall pranks.
A young first officer asks his Captain
A young first officer asks his Captain,
"Sir, why does not my ability evolve. I don't seem to be getting better at flying?"
And the Captain patiently answers: "Son, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seem like flames?"
"Yes, my sir, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones but without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, sir, I have already witnessed it."
"Then the moon .. when it touches the calm water reflecting all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, sir, I have also observed this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all these s**... things instead of focusing on flying the aircraft."
