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Funniest Watered Short Jokes

Short watered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The watered humour may include short jokes also.

1. My friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'. I know he means well.
2. I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.
   They bless the rain down in Africa.
3. I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.... My boss asked what companies?
   Gas, water and electricity.
4. You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
5. My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well...
6. Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in the water.... .....you can safely wear it on your head....because it's capsized.
7. The best beginner pet is a Hamster. They live for 5 days and don't require any food or water.
8. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
9. What weigh more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? The gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
   ^obligatory ^not ^my ^joke
10. President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states. Solid, liquid and gas.

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Watered One Liners

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1. Why does France have so many river? Water follows the path of least resistance.
2. Bud light has always been trans... It's water that identifies as beer.
3. RIP boiling water You will be mist.
4. This idiot on the treadmill at the gym. Just put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.
5. Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
6. What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine.
7. How do you jump higher on a water bed? You fill it with spring water.
8. Jesus may have walked on water... But Stephen Hawking can run on batteries
9. Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked
10. Today I learned boiling water was really smart. It has like, 100 degrees.
11. How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water
12. What's the opposite of Holy Water? Nestle
13. What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
14. Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ? Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
15. The earth is 80% water. None of that water is carbonated. The earth is flat.

Watered Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about watered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make watered pranks.