Waterboarding Jokes

Funniest Waterboarding Short Jokes

Short waterboarding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waterboarding humour may include short interrogation jokes also.

1. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay... Sounds great to anyone who doesn't know what either of them are.
2. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay... Sounds great if you don't know what both of those things are.
3. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.
4. What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
5. Politically Correct Politicians Because of its negative connotation, Waterboarding shall now be called: 'Forced Hydration.'
6. The United States finally outlawed the waterboarding of suspected terrorists! They have decided to replace it with a more politically correct interrogation method: Tactical Baptism
7. Dentist I am not sure if it is the waterboarding,
   the unsterilised power tools,
   or the insistence that I quote from the Koran,
   but I think my dentist was trained by ISIS !!
8. I saw on Facebook my ex wanted to get into water sports I recommended waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay
9. So I was told that t**... is 100% effective. They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though.

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Waterboarding One Liners

Which waterboarding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waterboarding? I can suggest the ones about drowning and boating.

1. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun if you don't know what either of those are
2. What do terrorists do on vacation? They go waterboarding.
3. How long should you waterboard a parrot? Until it speaks.
4. Whats the best attraction in an american waterpark? Waterboarding.
5. What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding.
6. Non-Americans may get this. Waterboarded.
7. Why do they decide to call it wakeboarding? Cause waterboarding didn't sound very fun.
8. Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
9. Why is waterboarding even a thing? Like just drink the water
10. Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water? Because they hate waterboarding.
11. How do you baptize a Muslim? Waterboarding
12. How do t**... surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay? WATERBOARDING!!!

Comical & Quirky Waterboarding Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about waterboarding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bathing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waterboarding pranks.