Waterboarding Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

What do terrorists do on vacation?

They go waterboarding.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay...

Sounds great to anyone who doesn't know what either of them are.

So I was told that torture is 100% effective.

They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are.

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun!

If you don't know what either of those mean...

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Whats the best attraction in an american waterpark?

Waterboarding.

Waterboarding in Guantanamo...

Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds fun unless you know what either of those things are.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

Politically Correct Politicians

Because of its negative connotation, Waterboarding shall now be called: 'Forced Hydration.'

Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay

Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are.

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