Waterbed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Waterbed jokes. Read waterbed comforter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these waterbed pillow puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Quirky and Hilarious Waterbed Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

How do you make a waterbed bouncier?

You put spring water in it.

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What type of liquid makes a waterbed the bounciest?

Spring water

How do you turn a waterbed into a trampoline?

Fill it with spring water.

Big families are like waterbed stores...

They used to be everywhere, now they're just weird.

What do you call a v**... on a waterbed?

A cherry float

Me and my wife of 20 years bought a waterbed last year.

I call it The Dead Sea.

My wife is so cold

That when we sleep on a waterbed her side is always frozen.

My wife bought us a new waterbed.

I call it "The Dead Sea!"

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the waterbed pillowcase puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working waterbed dinghy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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