Quirky and Hilarious Waterbed Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
You put spring water in it.
What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?
Spring water
What type of liquid makes a waterbed the bounciest?
Spring water
How do you turn a waterbed into a trampoline?
Fill it with spring water.
Big families are like waterbed stores...
They used to be everywhere, now they're just weird.
What do you call a v**... on a waterbed?
A cherry float
Me and my wife of 20 years bought a waterbed last year.
I call it The Dead Sea.
My wife is so cold
That when we sleep on a waterbed her side is always frozen.
My wife bought us a new waterbed.
I call it "The Dead Sea!"
