Water Polo Jokes

Funniest Water Polo Short Jokes

Short water polo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The water polo humour may include short water ski jokes also.

1. I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned
2. They say you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. I say you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him swim. I am _never_ playing water polo again
3. I can't seem to understand water polo I always do fairly well but the horse always drowns in the end
4. Irish Water Polo Team Did you hear about the Irish water polo team?
   All their horses drowned.
5. What happens when a duck lands on the net during a water polo game? They call it a water fowl.
6. Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country? Too many horses were drowning.

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Water Polo One Liners

Which water polo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with water polo? I can suggest the ones about water skiing and playing pool.

1. I tried to play water polo once But my horse drowned. :(
2. Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey
3. I really don't understand water polo Like, how do they keep the horses from drowning?
4. When I hear people talking about water polo all I can think about is Those poor horses.
5. I used to play water polo But the horse drowned
6. Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned
7. I tried water polo but....
8. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

Playful Water Polo Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about water polo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean competitive swimming jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make water polo pranks.