Water Park Jokes

22 water park jokes and hilarious water park puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about water park that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Water Park Short Jokes

Short water park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The water park humour may include short theme park jokes also.

  1. I took my dog to the water park, Staff said it went against regulation, but...
    This time they'd let it slide.
  2. When the Mexican guy forgot his ticket to the water park, the employee let him in anyway Typically I'm a stickler about this sort of thing, he remarked But I'm gonna let this Juan slide.
  3. My boss told me to make a PowerPoint presentation about water parks. There's loads of slides.
  4. Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids... I won!! No one's a match for me and my kettle.
  5. I just won a water fight against some kids in the park No one's a match for me and my kettle
  6. Your momma so fat A water park hired her to sit in a wading pool and start flapping her thighs together to make waves.
  7. Yo momma is so fat... That when she was at the water park and bent over to pick up her sun glasses people started lining up for the 'Black Hole'
  8. I won a water fight against the kids at my park single handedly... No ones a match for me and my kettle!
  9. What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park? Thai-food legume
  10. There was a water fight at our local park today... ...and I won!!!
    Nobody is a match for me and my kettle!

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Water Park One Liners

Which water park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with water park? I can suggest the ones about water slide and amusement park.

  1. I took my dog to the water park once... It was against the rules but they let it slide
  2. A duck boat just sank in Central Park. Witnesses say water rushed in through a quack.
  3. Water parks in California are now just regular parks

Water Park Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about water park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make water park pranks.

Three old guys are sitting around in the park.....

discussing whose memory goes back the farthest. Says Larry, I remember being taken to the church, all dressed up in this scratchy white stuff, and having people standing around and someone splashing water on me.
Aww, that's nothing, says Irv. I can remember this nice, dark room, and then being squeezed something terrible, and coming out into this big bright room and being spanked—it was awful.
I got you two beat by a mile, says Fred. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming back with my mother.

A Priest and a Rabbi go for a Walk in the Park

As both come by a beautiful lake, the rabbi says: Let's take a dip, the water looks refreshing!
But we have no trunks
Then let's go in as god has created us.
Said and done, they go in. After a while, they get out and walk back to their clothes. There, a small group of people surprise the two n**... men.
Full of shame, the priest covers his manhood. He looks to the right and sees the rabbi covering his face.
What are you doing? , he asks.
The rabbi answers: My people recognize me by my face.

A man took his friend to a water park he enjoyed as a kid.

One day, a man decided he wanted to visit the water park he and his friend used to go to. They hadn't been in 10 years, so it would be nice to revisit.
The friend agreed, and when they got there, they got in line for tickets.
The first man tapped his friend on the shoulder and pointed at the boards showing the opening and closing times.
I remember when these were all hand-carved wood. Now they're replaced them with TV's
The second man shook his head. They're getting more advanced. It sure is a sign of the times.

A man and his wife...

Are walking through the park when some grey clouds roll in. As the clouds open and water falls, the wife says, "Well isn't this a nice mist dear?" "Actually honey, it's rain," replies the husband. So they argue whether it's rain or mist for a little before the husband says, "You know what, how about we ask my communist friend Dolph? He is a little mean but he knows his rain."
So they go together to Dolph's house and the his and asks him, "Dolph, is this rain or mist?" "Why it's obviously rain you idiot, now go away!" Dolph exclaims
So as they're walking home, the husband says, "See, I told you rude dolph the red knows rain dear."

Curious Little Boy

A little boy is at the park with his mother and father. While walking around, he sees 2 dogs, one being mounted and other other h**... furiously. "What are they doing"? The little boy ask his parents. The father thinking quickly says "Making a puppy" and the boy accepts this answer and they are on there way. Later that night, as the boy lies in bed, he gets up to go ask his parents for a glass of water. He walks in to see his day laying on top of his mother, face to face, h**... furiously." Daddy, what are you doing to mommy" The dad, extremely embarrassed, saying the first thing that pops into his brain "We're making a baby". The boy looks at his parents one more time before he responds "Turn her over, I'd rather have a puppy"

Blessed car

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi replied "Oh," then he ran back into the synagogue. He reappeared a few minutes later with a hack saw, ran to the car and cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.