Water Cooler Jokes
15 water cooler jokes and hilarious water cooler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about water cooler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Water Cooler Short Jokes
Short water cooler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The water cooler humour may include short water bottles jokes also.
- Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler.
- What did Matthew McConaughey say when the waiter asked him if he wanted ice in his water? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
- How do you burn a bucket of water? Tell it that it would be cooler if it were a bucket of ice.
- There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
- Federal Agents stand around the water cooler and discuss passing the buck on the case where 45 y/o Kevin Easterly abducts 16 y/o Amy Yu across state lines to Mexico.
- Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler "I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night" one says.
"Oh yeah?" The other responds.
"Yeah, except for the celery."
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Water Cooler One Liners
Which water cooler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with water cooler? I can suggest the ones about water heater and boiling water.
- I just got a water cooler for my PC not a fan.
- What did the ice cube say to the glass of water? I'm cooler than you
Water Cooler Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about water cooler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bottled water jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make water cooler pranks.
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"
Two men were talking by the water cooler...
One of them says to the other: You know the secretary? I took her to my house yesterday and we were up at it all night. I think she's better then my wife.
The next day the other man goes and says: You know what, you were right. She is better than your wife
A man is standing at the office water cooler...
...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."
The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"
A Priest, Rabbi, and Imam are fishing on a lake
They finish the drinks in the cooler.
Rabbi: "I'll go get some more" and he walks across the water, gets more drinks, and walks back across the water.
They finish the drinks again.
Imam: "It's my turn to get more" and he walks across the water, gets more drinks, and walks back across the water.
They finish the drinks again.
The Rabbi starts to get up, but the Priest stops him.
Priest: "I've seen you both walk across the water. Jesus walked on water and if you two can do it, then I can do it. I'm getting the drinks this time."
He steps over the side of the boat and promptly sinks.
Rabbi to Imam: "Should we have told him where the rocks are?"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Jack and Sue
The manager of a company has to make a hard choice, whether or fire Jack or Sue. They are both superb workers, but the company has been running into hard times.
The manager decides that whomever drinks from the cooler first will be laid off the following morning.
Sue, who always comes in bright and early, had a horrible hangover from partying to hard last night, and goes to the fountain to drink some water with her advil.
The manager walks up to her, sighs and tells her, "Sue, I'm sorry. I either have to lay you or j**...."
Turning to face the manager, Sue smiles and says, "Please just j**..., my head is killing me."