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Following is our collection of funny Watchman jokes. There are some watchman janitor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these watchman certificate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Watchman Jokes and Puns

Once the night watchman received a pound too much in his pay-packet

But he didn't mention it to his boss. But his boss found out and deducted it the following payday.

'Hey, ' said the watchman, 'I am a pound short this week.'

'You didn't say anything last week when you were paid a pound too much, I noticed'

'NO', replied the watchman. 'I can overlook one mistake but when it happens twice, it's time to speak up!'

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard 😏

Why was the watchman prescribed laxatives?

To help him pass the time.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the watchman workman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working watchman bed piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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