Watchers Jokes

Funniest Watchers Short Jokes

Short watchers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The watchers humour may include short watchtower jokes also.

1. I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women. There were tons of girls there, just not very many.
2. I went to weight watchers last night, I opened a bag of maltesers and threw them on the floor Best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen
3. DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight... ...He must have stopped eating out...
4. For the first few weeks after joining Weight Watchers... ... You're just finding your feet.
5. How does Fox News greet it's watchers? Good afternoon folks, I hope you've been doing alt-right!
6. How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
7. I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought.
8. In other news: "Weight Watchers drops 'weight' from name" Technically, they've lost weight
9. Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
10. You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up.

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Watchers One Liners

Which watchers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with watchers? I can suggest the ones about shooters and supporters.

1. I've just joined a procrastinators support group. Ìt is called Wait Watchers.
2. How many pounds does DJ Khaled plan to lose with Weight Watchers? Another one
3. What is the anime watcher's favorite number 10 pi
4. I like to observe people in lines. I'm in Wait Watchers.
5. You may wonder who watches the watchers, but I wonder... ...who pees on the paeons?
6. Game of Thrones Where do the watchers on the wall go to get drunk?
   Crowbar
7. Taxes need to be like Weight Watchers On Ice... A sliding scale.
8. What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher.
9. What do you call a British bird watcher? A lesbian
10. How does a stalker go on a diet? Weight Watchers.
11. what do you call a bird with glasses? a bird watcher.
12. What's the best feature of Weight Watchers girls? It's their fed room eyes.
13. I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers.
14. What do you call a British v**...? A bird-watcher.
15. What do t**... Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction.

Weight Watchers Jokes

Here is a list of funny weight watchers jokes and even better weight watchers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today. Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
• With Weight Watchers changing their name they really missed out on rebranding themselves as the Mass Murderers
• I Lost Another 15 Pounds This Month With Weight Watchers I must get round to cancelling that Direct Debit some time.
• My friend's doing weight watchers which is weird but he always has free time because there's not much on his plate

Howlingly Hilarious Watchers Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about watchers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean witness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make watchers pranks.