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Funniest Wasps Short Jokes

Short wasps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wasps humour may include short bees jokes also.

  1. I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps." When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps." I was right. I was playing the B-side.
  2. God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
  3. Guys walks into a piano shop and asks the shop keeper for a wasp! The store keeper says sir. We are a piano shop. We don't sell wasps . The guys says. Then why have you got some in the window?
  4. A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
    "No, it kills them."
  5. A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant.
    To which she replies "No, it kills them."
  6. I got a vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps! Turns out I was playing the bee side
  7. I had a big wasps nest under the eve of my roof so I went to the hardware store to find some wasp spray. I found a can and asked a worker if this was good for wasps? He says No, it kills them.
  8. We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".
  9. I found an LP of wasp noises. Played three tracks that sounded nothing like a wasp. Silly me. I was playing the bee side.
  10. A man wanted to buy a good insecticide "Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.
    "No, it kills them" the retailer replayed.

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Wasps One Liners

Which wasps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wasps? I can suggest the ones about bee sting and bee swarm.

  1. God initially planned to use wasps to make honey. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
  2. God's plan to use wasps to pollinate didn't work out. So he had to resort to Plan Bee.
  3. If a villain wanted to kill Antman and Wasp…. Would they call in the SWAT team?
  4. What do Wasps wear in the winter? Yellow Jackets.
  5. I didn't exactly ace my "capture the wasp" exam. I got a bee.
  6. What do you call a lazy wasp? A Wannabee
  7. Why do wasps never leave tips? Because they're stingy.
  8. Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
  9. What sound does a wasp make when it hits your windshield? A bee flat.
  10. If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Just let it bee
  11. Stay away from Wasps They're nesty.
  12. Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.
  13. The past tense of bee... ...is wasp!
  14. Saw Ant Man and The Wasp No Ant Man but two WASPs
  15. What would you rather be or a wasp?

Wasps Bees Jokes

Here is a list of funny wasps bees jokes and even better wasps bees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two bees are on their way to the synagogue, the one bee looks at the other and says "make sure you've got your yarmulke... ...we don't want them thinking you're a wasp!"
  • You catch flys with sugar, you catch bees with honey, but what do you catch WASP'S with? Mayonnaise.
  • If the wasp hadn't of stung me I wouldn't have killed it. The lesson learned is that violence bee gets violence.
  • Wasp meets bee A wasp discusses the meaning of life with a bee.
    Wasp:
    "So, what do you think of the issue?"
    Bee:
    "Well... it all boils down to a simple question: To bee or not to bee."
  • When you try to kill your friend by putting angry wasps in his snack pack... Bee trail mix.
  • Beeoligist Is that a bee or a wasp?
    I don't know I'm not a Beeoligist.
  • I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees...
  • Why did the CIA t**... the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent.
  • What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp t**... that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
Wasps joke, What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp t**... that's covered in Reese's Pieces?

Hilarious Wasps Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about wasps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean worms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wasps pranks.

The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called 'Sound of Wasps'.

When I got home and played it I realised it didn't sound anything like wasps!
Turns out I'd been playing the Bee side.

Today I brought home a record I found at Goodwill. It was called "Sounds Wasps Make"...

I put it on my record player and thought, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps!" Then I realized I was playing the bee side.

I woke up one night to someone knocking on my front door.

I felt uneasy, but I went and answered it anyway. When I opened the door, I looked around, and then spotted a shellfish on my welcome mat.
"Let me in", it cried, "I'm being chased by a bunch of wasps."
That was when I realized why I felt so uneasy.
This was the clam before the swarm.

A guy has a wasps nest in his garage

He goes to the hardware store and finds a can of spray that says it's for hornets, so he finds an employee just to check if it'll work on wasps.
"Excuse me, is this spray good for wasps?"
"No sir, it kills them."

A man walks into a tiny hardware store

looking for something to rid of a wasp problem. After 10 mins of walking around the store all he can find is ant spray. So he goes up to the counter and asks the clerk, Is this any good for wasps? Without a word, the clerk takes the can from his hands, reads the back for ingredients. No. he replied, That'll kill them.

I made a joke in my dream last night and I still think it's funny.

I was staying at my grandmother's house, and there were wasps in my guest room. Went to the kitchen and informed her. "Are there a lot of them?" She asked.
"There's so many wasps that they're starting a country club!"

I went into the pet shop and I said "I want to buy a wasp"

The shopkeeper said "We don't sell wasps" and I said "But you've got one in the window".
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So instead I bought a dozen bees. As I was paying for them I said "Here, I bought twelve bees but there's 13 in this jar" and he said "Yes, one of them's a freebee".

I went golfing the other day and heard a woman running towards the pro shop, screaming that she was attacked by wasps.

I ran over and asked where she got stung. She said "Right between the first and second hole." I said, "First of all I think your stance is a little wide."

Wasps joke, I went golfing the other day and heard a woman running towards the pro shop, screaming that she was