Wasp Jokes
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Funniest Wasp Short Jokes
Short wasp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wasp humour may include short honeybee jokes also.
- I found a vinyl record called "Sounds of the Wasps." When I played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound like wasps." I was right. I was playing the B-side.
- God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers. But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
- Guys walks into a piano shop and asks the shop keeper for a wasp! The store keeper says sir. We are a piano shop. We don't sell wasps . The guys says. Then why have you got some in the window?
- A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
"No, it kills them." - We are making our own xmas crackers for the family gathering this year. Got any good jokes we can put in them? Jokes as in "why did the chicken cross the road" not as in "live wasps".
- A man wanted to buy a good insecticide "Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.
"No, it kills them" the retailer replayed. - Say what you want about wasps. But at least they wear high visibility jackets to prevent accidents.
- April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies. - How do you prevent a wasp from using its stinger? Steal all the crème de menthe from his country club.
- A fella walks into a pet shop... A fella walks into a pet shop and says: Give me a wasp. The shopkeeper replies: We don't sell wasps. He says: There's one in the window.
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Wasp One Liners
Which wasp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wasp? I can suggest the ones about bee sting and weasel.
- If a villain wanted to kill Antman and Wasp…. Would they call in the SWAT team?
- What do Wasps wear in the winter? Yellow Jackets.
- I didn't exactly ace my "capture the wasp" exam. I got a bee.
- What do you call a lazy wasp? A Wannabee
- Why do wasps never leave tips? Because they're stingy.
- Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
- What sound does a wasp make when it hits your windshield? A bee flat.
- If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Just let it bee
- Stay away from Wasps They're nesty.
- The past tense of bee... ...is wasp!
- Saw Ant Man and The Wasp No Ant Man but two WASPs
- What would you rather be or a wasp?
- I Found a Wasp in my Alcoholic Root Beer You could say it's.. buzzed.
- What are Ant-Man and the Wasp scared the most? Pest controllers.
- How are wasps like Scrooge? How are wasps like Scrooge?
They're both stingy!
Happy Wasp Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about wasp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bee swarm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wasp pranks.
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Why did the CIA t**... the Russian wasp?
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale...
A car salesman is showing some fine cars for sale, and the buyer is looking at them.
"Well, this one is a fine 1951 Hudson Hornet," says the car salesman.
The buyer gasps, "A Hudson HORNET? Well, I wouldn't want to see a Hudson Wasp!"
The salesman brushes it off and shows him the next car, "this is a Porsche Spyder."
Again, the buyer is aghast, "what is with car companies naming them after insects?! What's next, a Volkswagen Beetle?!"
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What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp t**... that's covered in Reese's Pieces?
A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
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My mom's sister got a s**... change and married a white Protestant minister
We now call them Aunt-Man and the Wasp.
I was working as groundskeeper on a golf course...
...when a lady came up to me and complained of getting stung by a wasp between the first and second holes.
I told her she needed to close her stance a bit.
Two bees are on their way to the synagogue, the one bee looks at the other and says "make sure you've got your yarmulke...
...we don't want them thinking you're a wasp!"
John gets bitten by a wasp.
And that too on his pee pee.
He and his wife go to the doctor immediately. Doctor takes one look at it and asks the nurse to give him some medication to help him.
The wife quietly signals the doctor to come outside the room and says - can you please only give something for the pain, and leave the swelling alone?
Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?
It was a sting operation.
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Why didn't the WASP participate in the o**...?
They didn't want to write that many thank you notes.
I went to the pet shop this morning
I said 'can a buy a wasp please'
'We don't sell wasps' said the owner
I said 'well there's two in the window'
If the wasp hadn't of stung me I wouldn't have killed it.
The lesson learned is that violence bee gets violence.
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Why did the bee put on a yarmulka
He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.
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Why didn't Black Panther, Spider-man, the GOTG, Falcon, Wasp, and Bucky show up to appear in the Endgame trailer?
They're all flakes
Wasp meets bee
A wasp discusses the meaning of life with a bee.
Wasp:
"So, what do you think of the issue?"
Bee:
"Well... it all boils down to a simple question: To bee or not to bee."
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What does Ed Sullivan use to kill a giant wasp?
A really big shoe.
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I must confess that I was stung by a WASP!
She had a thin waist and this little black ring, but she didn't say it was birth control until after s**...!
What am I going to tell my pastor?!
