The Best 29 Washroom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Washroom jokes. There are some washroom flush jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these washroom lavatory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Washroom Jokes and Puns

How was the pterodactyl so silent when it was in the washroom?

Because the pee is silent.

New Old House

While carpenters were busy working outside the old house I just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workers came in and asked to use the washroom. I looked at his muddy boots and said "Just wait a second, Ill grab some newspapers"

"That's alright lady," he responded, "I'm already trained."

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Washroom joke, Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

The fastest thing.

Three friends are having a conversation. One guy asks, 'What do you think is the fastest thing ever?'. The first guy responds 'It's the light'. The second guy goes 'It's thought'. The third guy responds 'It's diarrhea'. The first guy is suprised and asks 'Why is diarrhea the fastest?'. The third guy responds 'Because even before I thought about turning the lights on in the washroom, I shat myself.


What do you find in Reese's washroom?

Reese's Feces

Last chance to use the washroom before I shower!

Speak now or forever hold your pees.

Washroom joke, Last chance to use the washroom before I shower!

What did Michael Jackson do when he was in the washroom?

He pulled down his Billie Jeans whipped out his Thriller and Beat It.

I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom.

I asked him what he was doing in there. He said "The men's washroom is filthy."

8 girls asked me out today

The trick is to go into the Woman's Washroom!

A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom...

"What are you doing in here?"

"The men's room is filthy"

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I got asked out by 7 girls today...

I was in the girls washroom.

I went on my very first date today...

...we were enjoying a lovely dinner while talking about our lives, until she excused herself to use the washroom. It's remarkable how women can stay in there for two hours!

Environmentalist Dilemma

Biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:

'Should I save water or save paper?'

What does a dad say when demolishing the washroom with thier son?

That will teach you to get bad grades in school.

Do you know why I hate being in a public washroom?

Because its where all of the dicks hangout.

Washroom joke, Do you know why I hate being in a public washroom?

An angry customer yells: Waiter, bring me a cup of joe.

Joe the Waiter: *Walks to the washroom* One cup of Joe coming right up!

I have a Chinese friend named Cheng.

At an official function, we were having snacks.

I asked him, "Cheng, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"

He replied, "Cheng has gone to the washroom. I am his wife!

You're American when you go inside the washroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you're still in there?

European.


Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl goes to the washroom?

Because they're extinct.

What does a poker player do in the washroom?

Do the royal flush

Why can't you hear when a pterodactyl uses the washroom?

Because the p is silent!

Why are transgenders so triggered about what washrooms they use?

They could use the disabled washroom.

If you're American when you enter the washroom and Russian when you leave, what are you when you're on the john?

~~European!~~ President Donald Trump

Sitting at a bar and a friend leans quite close to me as she get up to go to the washroom. Jees, Bill you smell good. What have you go on?

Actually, I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it!

Two men meet at a washroom door

Two men meet at a washroom door. What were their nationalities?

One was Russian and the other was Finnish.

What did they say to each other?

European!

Thanks to my high school shop teacher for this one.

The troubles of foreigners in Canada

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."

"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."

"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

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They recently removed the urinal from our mens washroom at work...

I really miss that urinal. I mean I missed it once in awhile when it was there... But now I really miss it!

A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded

"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

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We suggest to use only working washroom room piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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