Washroom Jokes
36 washroom jokes and hilarious washroom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about washroom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Washroom Short Jokes
Short washroom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The washroom humour may include short restroom jokes also.
- Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons.
- If you're American when you enter the washroom and Russian when you leave, what are you when you're on the john? ~~European!~~ President Donald Trump
- A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... "What are you doing in here?"
"The men's room is filthy" - An angry customer yells: Waiter, bring me a cup of joe. Joe the Waiter: *Walks to the washroom* One cup of Joe coming right up!
- Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you? They might Pikachu.
- Why are transgenders so triggered about what washrooms they use? They could use the disabled washroom.
- Environmentalist Dilemma Biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom:
'Should I save water or save paper?' - You're American when you go inside the washroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you're still in there? European.
- What does a dad say when demolishing the washroom with thier son? That will teach you to get bad grades in school.
- I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said "The men's washroom is filthy."
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Washroom One Liners
Which washroom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with washroom? I can suggest the ones about public restroom and bathroom.
- I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom.
- 8 girls asked me out today The trick is to go into the Woman's Washroom!
- Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees.
- Why can't you hear when a pterodactyl uses the washroom? Because the p is silent!
- What does a poker player do in the washroom? Do the royal flush
- Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl goes to the washroom? Because they're extinct.
- How was the pterodactyl so silent when it was in the washroom? Because the pee is silent.
- What did Shakespeare say when he had trouble using the washroom? *To Pee or not to Pee?*
- What did the American say when he saw a Polish man using the washroom? EUROPEAN!
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the washroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
- What do you find in Reese's washroom? Reese's f**...
Fun-Filled Washroom Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about washroom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make washroom pranks.
The troubles of foreigners in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
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New Old House
While carpenters were busy working outside the old house I just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workers came in and asked to use the washroom. I looked at his muddy boots and said "Just wait a second, Ill grab some newspapers"
"That's alright lady," he responded, "I'm already trained."
They recently removed the u**... from our mens washroom at work...
I really miss that u**.... I mean I missed it once in awhile when it was there... But now I really miss it!
I have a Chinese friend named Cheng.
At an official function, we were having snacks.
I asked him, "Cheng, do you ever get fed up of people saying that all Chinese look the same?"
He replied, "Cheng has gone to the washroom. I am his wife!
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
I went on my very first date today...
...we were enjoying a lovely dinner while talking about our lives, until she excused herself to use the washroom. It's remarkable how women can stay in there for two hours!
Sitting at a bar and a friend leans quite close to me as she get up to go to the washroom. Jees, Bill you smell good. What have you go on?
Actually, I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it!
The fastest thing.
Three friends are having a conversation. o**... asks, 'What do you think is the fastest thing ever?'. The first guy responds 'It's the light'. The second guy goes 'It's thought'. The third guy responds 'It's diarrhea'. The first guy is suprised and asks 'Why is diarrhea the fastest?'. The third guy responds 'Because even before I thought about turning the lights on in the washroom, I s**... myself.
Two men meet at a washroom door
Two men meet at a washroom door. What were their nationalities?
One was Russian and the other was Finnish.
What did they say to each other?
European!
Thanks to my high school shop teacher for this one.
Do you know why I hate being in a public washroom?
Because its where all of the d**... hangout.
