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Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument.
I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
Washington r**... to change their name
Today, the owner of the Washington r**..., Dan Snyder, finally agreed to a name change for his team.
Standing at the base of the Washington Monument, Snyder spoke in solemn tones when he announced:
It has taken a while for me to get woke. I now realize how degrading and insulting the team name has been all these years. In the spirit of the times, henceforth the team will now be called the DC r**...
Clinton consults the past
Hillary went for a walk one morning and came upon the Washington monument. She asked, "George, what should I do?" After a few seconds a ghostly voice replied, "Abolish the IRS and start over." She thought about this for a few seconds and continued her walk.
Shortly afterwards she stepped up to the Jefferson Memorial and stopped to ask "Tom, what should I do?" After a few seconds Tom's disembodied voice replied, "Abolish welfare and start over."
She thought about this while continuing on to the Lincoln Memorial, and once again she asked the same question. After a few seconds Abe replied, "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
Why is it called the Washington Monument?
Clearly, it's more of a tribute to Bill Clinton!
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