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The Washington Capitals walk into a bar.

Everybody orders a drink. They all finish drinking and order another. The Bartender asks if they would like to start a tab. Ovechkin comes out and says, "No, thanks. We always stop at the second round."

What do you call the the Head of the Washington D.C. Financial Ethics Board?

>!They would be the Capitol Capital Principle Principal!<

The Washington Capitals are a spitting image of the current White House administration.

A team full of goons that are led by a couple of Russians that call the shots.

Will Donald Trump take a credit for the Washington Capitals Stanley Cup victory this season?

You mean the Trump Cup?

Between the Wizards, the Capitals and the White House..

.. Washington has never been more incompetent than during the last week.

Alex Ovechkin, the captain of the Washington Capitals based in Washington, D.C.

is Russian.

Congrats to the Washington Capitals for capitalizing.

That is all.

What does Washington, DC stand for?

Washington, Da Capital

If India is the r**... capital

Washington DC is the the Valley of the Gropers.


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