Washer Jokes

Funniest Washer Short Jokes

Short washer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The washer humour may include short washing machine jokes also.

1. A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off.
   Headline in the local newspaper next day read,
   "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts .
2. We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!
3. Told my wife I wanted a new dish washer. She wasn't happy when I told her I was going with a blonde this time
4. I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr. Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.
5. What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
6. New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don't care what everyone else at the gym says.
7. what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.
8. Dad: Have you heard about the pressure washer? Dad: "have you heard about the pressure washer?"
   Daughter: "no."
   Dad: *rolls eyes* "pshhhhhhhhhhhhh."
9. I accidentally left a dollar in my pants pocket, and it went through the washer and dryer. I hope the police don't find out about my money laundering scheme...
10. In the west, You have a washing machine, a dish-washer, a shower, litter boxes, a toilet & a cemetery But in India: We have the Ganges!

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Washer One Liners

Which washer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with washer? I can suggest the ones about oven and washing clothes.

1. What did the window washer say to the window? I feel your pane
2. How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board
3. A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
4. What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.
5. What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter? Lint
6. I should apply for a job as a window washer It's something I can really see myself doing
7. What did the bolt say to the nut? "Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
8. What does an occult window washer use? A squeegee board
9. What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads
10. Guy died at a golf course recently Poor bloke fell off the ball washer
11. I have a brilliant dish washer at home That's why I married her
12. I used to have a dish washer... But she moved out
13. I thought i herd my girlfriend calling. But it was just the washer
14. Just inherited a massive dish washer cleaning business Now I'm descaling
15. what do you call angel hair pasta, pizza sauce and a sweater in the washer Moms spaghetti

Washer And Dryer Jokes

Here is a list of funny washer and dryer jokes and even better washer and dryer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did i ever tell you the story about how my uncle was a prize fighter? He broke both of his hands on a washer / dryer he won on the price is right.

Pressure Washer Jokes

Here is a list of funny pressure washer jokes and even better pressure washer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

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What funny jokes about washer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make washer pranks.