Washer Jokes

• Short Washer Jokes
• Washer One Liners
• Washer Machine Jokes
• Washer And Dryer Jokes
• Pressure Washer Jokes
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Best Short Washer Jokes

Short washer puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The washer humour may include short washing jokes also.

1. A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off.
   Headline in the local newspaper next day read,
   "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts .
2. We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!
3. A lunatic seduced the laundry woman ... A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
   Next day, the headlines read *Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!*
4. Told my wife I wanted a new dish washer. She wasn't happy when I told her I was going with a blonde this time
5. Did you hear about the guy that escaped from a loony bin, went to the laundromat and assaulted some patrons, then ran away? The headline in the paper read,
   > Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.
6. I created a new gig-economy app for laundry called Laundr. Unfortunately, the only thing anyone seems to use it for is washer-dryer hookups.
7. What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
8. Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
9. New Years resolution to recycle water I am putting a bucket in each shower and using the collected water in the clothes washer. I really don't care what everyone else at the gym says.
10. what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common? they all help make a really convoluted joke.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about washer can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of washer puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Washer One Liners

Which washer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with washer? I can suggest the ones about washing machine and oven.

1. What did the window washer say to the window? I feel your pane
2. I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
3. How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board
4. A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
5. What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer.
6. What did the washer & dryer do in the 40 days before Easter? Lint
7. I should apply for a job as a window washer It's something I can really see myself doing
8. What did the bolt say to the nut? "Washer? I don't even know 'er!"
9. What does an occult window washer use? A squeegee board
10. I dropped my epileptic meds in the washer earlier. Now my clothes don't fit anymore.
11. My mom told me to load the dish washer. So I got her pregnant.
12. What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels? A towel full of loads
13. I just got hired as a mirror washer. It's a job I can really see myself doing.
14. Guy died at a golf course recently Poor bloke fell off the ball washer
15. What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces? A Daesh washer.

Washer Machine Jokes

Here is a list of funny washer machine jokes and even better washer machine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• In the west, You have a washing machine, a dish-washer, a shower, litter boxes, a toilet & a cemetery But in India: We have the Ganges!
• What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
• Crazy man has s**... with machine at laundromat and evades police Nut screws washer and bolts
• The cops in my town are looking for a crazy man. He was last seen having s**... with a laundry machine. Nut screws washer and bolts.

Washer And Dryer Jokes

Here is a list of funny washer and dryer jokes and even better washer and dryer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I accidentally left a dollar in my pants pocket, and it went through the washer and dryer. I hope the police don't find out about my money laundering scheme...
• Did i ever tell you the story about how my uncle was a prize fighter? He broke both of his hands on a washer / dryer he won on the price is right.

Pressure Washer Jokes

Here is a list of funny pressure washer jokes and even better pressure washer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Dad: Have you heard about the pressure washer? Dad: "have you heard about the pressure washer?"
  Daughter: "no."
  Dad: *rolls eyes* "pshhhhhhhhhhhhh."
• What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

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