Washed Shore Jokes
32 washed shore jokes and hilarious washed shore puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about washed shore that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Washed Shore Short Jokes
Short washed shore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The washed shore humour may include short ashore jokes also.
- Why don't pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on shore later.
- Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So just in case they go overboard they can wash up on shore!
Arrrrgh - Why didn't the pirates bathe before walking the plank? They figured they'd wash up on shore later.
- Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines, I decided not to shower first. I figured I could just wash up on shore.
- Why didn't John Denver take a shower before he went flying? He figured he'd just wash up on shore.
- Why did JFK Jr. not take a shower before his trip? He figured he would just wash up on shore.
- Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank? He'll just wash up on shore later.
- I need karma but here's a joke Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank
Cause they wash up on shore - Why doesn't a pirate take a shower before he walks the plank? 'Cause he'll just wash up on shore later.
- A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away... The sea rises by and says "Oy! Beach! Where's the rest of ya!?". The beach replies: "I'm not shore anymore."
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Washed Shore One Liners
Which washed shore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with washed shore? I can suggest the ones about seashore and washed.
- Pirates never shower before they walk the plank. They just wash up on shore afterward.
- You guys hear about the half of a mermaid that washed up on shore? It's only a tale...
- Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
- Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank? Because they wash up on shore.
- Why don't Syrian kids ever take showers? They wash up on shore.
- why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore...
- Why didn't John Denver take a shower on the plane? He thought he'd wash up on shore.
- Why would two Bud Lights wash up on shore together? They're best buds.
- Why didn't Jose Fernandez take a shower on his boat He preferred to wash up on shore
Charming Humor Washed Shore Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about washed shore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make washed shore pranks.
An Englishman a Scotsman and a Irishman are trapped on a deserted island
One day a magic lamp washes up on shore. After rubbing the lamp a genie appears and promises them a wish each.
The Englishman says "I wish I was back at my favourite pub in London drinking beer with my mates". The genie wisks him away.
The Scotsman says "I wish I was back in Edinburgh drinking a bottle of whisky making love to my wife". The genie again wisks him away.
The Irishman is left and says "It's a bit lonely here now I wish my two mates were back here with me".
An often-forgotten but great benefit to using Malaysia Airlines is that you never have to shower before boarding
They always let you wash up on shore later
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
A bottle washes onto the shore on a deserted island...
*opens bottle*
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A guy wants to commit s**...
A guy wants to commit s**... but he has tried in the past and failed. This time he is ready and has a failsafe plan. He decides that he is going to s**... poison, shoot himself in the head and hang himself at the same time. He goes to the local bridge and ties a rope around the railing. He places the noose around his neck, puts the gun to his temple and takes a mouthful of poison and jumps. The gun goes off and he misses his head and the bullet cuts the rope in half. He screams as he falls into the water below. The water rushes into his mouth and washes the poison away. He swims to shore and says " Thank God, if I hadn't been able to swim I might have drowned."
Two dead h**... washed up in shore .
The cops found more c**... in them then they did the beach.