Washboard Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I've got washboard abs.

But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard.

Did you hear about the laundry machine at the gym?

It has washboard abs.

I've got washboard abs.

As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs.

I actually have a washboard stomach.

It's just that I also have a load of laundry to do.

What are the funniest washboard jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Washboard? Well, here are the best Washboard puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Washboard pick up lines to share with friends.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Joko Jokes