Warts Jokes
28 warts jokes and hilarious warts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with witty jokes about genital warts! Take a look at our selection of warts jokes and learn the latest humor and puns related to warts, scabs, and surgically removing them using curium.
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Funniest Warts Short Jokes
Short warts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warts humour may include short worm jokes also.
- Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher. He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...
Irregular sir face.
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Warts One Liners
Which warts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with warts? I can suggest the ones about turtle and wolf.
- Why did Harry Potter bring his pig to the vet? Because it had hog warts
- What kind of peanuts get warts? Planters.
- What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!
- I have this wart. I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.
- What do you call a cosmic skin condition? Star Warts
- LPT: Don't put straw down backwards. That's how you get warts.
- What does a blue-green genie get from unprotected s**...? Genieteal warts
- Wasn't crazy about getting g**... warts but I have to admit, they are growing on me
- How did the g**... wart get to work? p**... transportation
- What do you call space h**...? Star Warts.
- Roses are red Violets are blue I've got g**... warts soon you will too
- WHERE DOES SQUIRREL GET ALL OF CLOTHING AT WALNUT-WART...... h**... h**... h**...
- What do you call a h**... pun? a play on warts
- Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure.
- I love this h**.... Warts and all.
Hilarious Warts Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about warts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unicorn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make warts pranks.
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If you're concerned about your new partner's s**... history, and you don't want to catch g**... warts, imagine you're playing chess, not craps.
So don't roll the dice. Check first, and then mate.
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What do my ex-boyfriend and g**... warts have in common?
They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of
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If I ever have a daughter I'm going to name here g**......
and make here mary someone with the last name warts.
