wart Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious wart puns

Wartime meeting

At the height of WWII on the Eastern front, a high-level meeting takes place in the Kremlin between Stalin and the marshals on the situation on their respective fronts. When the meeting ends, Zhukov is the first one to step out. As he does so, he mutters under his breath "Fucking mustachioed piece of shit." It just so happens that Stalin's secretary, Poskrebyshev hears this. So being a good servant to the cause, he reports it to his boss. To which Stalin replies, "get him back here."

Two minutes later, Zhukov is back in Stalin's office.

"Comrade Zhukov," begins Stalin, "would you please repeat what you said when you left the room?"

"I said 'fucking mustachioed piece of shit' Comrade Stalin."

"And who were you talking about?

"I was talking about Hitler, Comrade Stalin."

Stalin then turns to Poskrebyshev,

"And you, Comrade Poskrebyshev, who did *you* have in mind?


A granny walks in to a doctor's office with a toad on her head

A granny walks in to a doctor's office with a toad on her head.
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor-
"This massive wart grew out of my ass",
answers the toad

*Przyhcodzi baba do lekarza*, classic Polish joke


During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top

The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors


Trump walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The frog says, "I don't know. It started as a wart on my ass."


How did the genital wart get to work?

Pubic transportation


Donald Trump walks into a bar....

....with a frog on his head.

Bartender says "that's amazing, where did you get that?"

Frog says "would you believe it started as a wart on my ass?"


Guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head...

Bartender looks at him and says: "that's awesome, how'd you do that?"

The frog replies: would you believe it started out as a wart on my ass?"


In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten.

Someone needs to kill them too.


I have this wart.

I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.


A warthog walks into a bar

The bartender says "what would you like to drink Mr President?"


Where do warthogs go to school?



A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head

The bartender says, "Hey, buddy! What's the deal?"
And the frog says, "Well, it started as a wart on my backside but then kept growing."


I went to a war-themed party last night

It was a blast.


What are the most funny Wart jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Wart? Well, here are the best Wart dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Wart pick up lines to share with friends.


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