The Best 9 Warships Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warships jokes. There are some warships scandanavian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warships warship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warships Jokes and Puns

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Swedish military put barcodes on the bottom of their warships?

So they can Scandinavian.

My friend is obsessed with Navy destroyers

He warships them

Warships joke, My friend is obsessed with Navy destroyers

Why do French warships have glass bottoms?

So that they can see the rest of their fleet.

My friend is obsessed with aircraft carriers

He warships them


While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates.

Oops wrong sub.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

So you can Scan the navy in.

Warships joke, Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their warships?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen..

"Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the warships uss jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working warships hms piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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